about tried to kill yourself
I tried to sell my body and soul to satan when I was 12 n my mum wouldn't let me attend my OWN birthday celebration just cuz I didn't wanna wear the shitty ass clothes she was forcing me to wear.
Well yeah,, that obviously failed cuz:
1. I didn't have red candles for the ritual
2. I was too scared to stab my throat with a knife
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Barack Obama called me dummy thicc and asked if my sexy ass would attend his orgy with Michelle Obama and Kim-jung un. I politely rejected but this bitch ass mofo grabbed me right in the pussy and called me a dirty commie cum whore.
I was on the verge of tears.
Thankfully, Vladimir Putin came to save the day and I've had a crush on him ever s...... 11 reply
about have sex
I thought I had pin worms and stuck my pinky up my bumhole.
Turns out I had anal fissures after Obama fisted me in my sleep
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I'm 80% immune to sexual harassment bc I literally have no ass n no titties.
"Oh, you thought you grabbed my ass? Bruh you were squeezin my pelvis"
(this was so cringy dunno why some of yall like it ) 3 reply
A troll. The whole situation has gone downhill and all of it is just so fucking cringy and annoying. If you've been here from the start you'd understand.
She makes alts and starts drama all over again just so she can gain sympathy and increase her follower count.
This pretty much sums up how people came to hate on Cestelle:
She's *that* type ...... 7 reply
about dates
Fat people tend to be ugly sooooo... no?
Like, they make good friends but... lovers?
Nuh uh gurlll 7 reply
about shipping
about wanna date
An ugly omega prolly smells like yellow diarrhoea or projectiled vomit
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about confess to your crush
brehhh you sound shady as fuck
if I were an uke I'd run away from your creepy ass
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about feeling left out
Neither. You're completely normal. You may do this online but I'm 100% certain you'd be too much of a pussy to ever try it offline.
This is sorta the same with most fucked up fetishes on here. E.g. some people like reading stories with rape because it's sexually stimulating but they would hardly like it if someone ever did it to them in real life...... reply
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i want to experience heat so I can get raped 5 reply
about get to know you
I ship my friends with their crushes because I'm a supportive friend. Shipping them with anyone else they obviously don't wanna be with is kinda disrespectful
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about be a firebrand
around 7 years ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ I'm happy that it's getting more popular nowadays tbh but its community is slowly changing into tumblr which is kinda sad
#－.－) There'd be bullshit like "SuPpOrT ThE ArTiSt oR YoU DoN't dEseRvE To rEad This" like ma'am stfu this mf site is free and I'll use that to my advantage. 1 reply
about yaoi being life ruining
Y'all just tryna find sumn to be offended bout when all we're doin is answering out of pure curiosity.
We all have fetishes, yes, but that's not to say EVERYONE who's curious of wanting to be a boy fetishises the idea.
Nonetheless, some fetishise to eat LITERAL shit n piss and some fetishise to be a gay man, but these fucked up fetishes stay onl...... 1 reply
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