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I tried to sell my body and soul to satan when I was 12 n my mum wouldn't let me attend my OWN birthday celebration just cuz I didn't wanna wear the shitty ass clothes she was forcing me to wear. Well yeah,, that obviously failed cuz: 1. I didn't have red candles for the ritual 2. I was too scared to stab my throat with a knife   6 reply
30 01,2020
Barack Obama called me dummy thicc and asked if my sexy ass would attend his orgy with Michelle Obama and Kim-jung un. I politely rejected but this bitch ass mofo grabbed me right in the pussy and called me a dirty commie cum whore. I was on the verge of tears. Thankfully, Vladimir Putin came to save the day and I've had a crush on him ever s......   11 reply
09 01,2020
about have sex
I thought I had pin worms and stuck my pinky up my bumhole. Turns out I had anal fissures after Obama fisted me in my sleep   7 reply
21 01,2020
re, tar, ded   1 reply
29 08,2020
someone like Vladimir Putin   10 reply
07 01,2020
I'm 80% immune to sexual harassment bc I literally have no ass n no titties. "Oh, you thought you grabbed my ass? Bruh you were squeezin my pelvis" (this was so cringy dunno why some of yall like it )   3 reply
17 09,2020
A troll. The whole situation has gone downhill and all of it is just so fucking cringy and annoying. If you've been here from the start you'd understand. She makes alts and starts drama all over again just so she can gain sympathy and increase her follower count. This pretty much sums up how people came to hate on Cestelle: She's *that* type ......   7 reply
19 09,2020
about dates
Fat people tend to be ugly sooooo... no? Like, they make good friends but... lovers? Nuh uh gurlll   7 reply
07 01,2020
about shipping
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HomoCoitus
06 02,2020
(☉_☉) Cuz it's sexy?? Why don't YOU? weird ass mofo smh   3 reply
06 02,2020
An ugly omega prolly smells like yellow diarrhoea or projectiled vomit   9 reply
23 01,2020
brehhh you sound shady as fuck if I were an uke I'd run away from your creepy ass   3 reply
07 01,2020
Neither. You're completely normal. You may do this online but I'm 100% certain you'd be too much of a pussy to ever try it offline. This is sorta the same with most fucked up fetishes on here. E.g. some people like reading stories with rape because it's sexually stimulating but they would hardly like it if someone ever did it to them in real life......   reply
15 09,2020
HomoCoitus
29 08,2020
How about you suckle on these juicy titties   reply
29 08,2020
i want to experience heat so I can get raped   5 reply
07 01,2020
I ship my friends with their crushes because I'm a supportive friend. Shipping them with anyone else they obviously don't wanna be with is kinda disrespectful   1 reply
15 09,2020
HomoCoitus
14 09,2020
Shut up you autistic whore. Go back to 4chan with your cringy unoriginal copypasta.   1 reply
14 09,2020
Homophobia tingz innit   reply
01 09,2020
around 7 years ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ I'm happy that it's getting more popular nowadays tbh but its community is slowly changing into tumblr which is kinda sad #-.-) There'd be bullshit like "SuPpOrT ThE ArTiSt oR YoU DoN't dEseRvE To rEad This" like ma'am stfu this mf site is free and I'll use that to my advantage.   1 reply
29 08,2020
Y'all just tryna find sumn to be offended bout when all we're doin is answering out of pure curiosity. We all have fetishes, yes, but that's not to say EVERYONE who's curious of wanting to be a boy fetishises the idea. Nonetheless, some fetishise to eat LITERAL shit n piss and some fetishise to be a gay man, but these fucked up fetishes stay onl......   1 reply
16 09,2020
HomoCoitus
31 08,2020
Tbh I'd rather wait for the movie to end than leave the movie without seeing the ending. There might be some interesting plot twists near the end so I stay so i don't really believe there's a good time to kill myself.   reply
31 08,2020