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search your birthday + Florida man and share what your first result is. mine is "Florida man learns he stole laxatives, not opioids"

http://thefloridamantimes.com/january-
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that you are more powerful than you think you are...... It's up to you how to use that power.....

Yo, do you guys have trouble speaking in real life?.... Am I the only one that cant formulate words properly to people?........... If I'm talking to myself it so much easier but if I'm talking to anyone else I'm this kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sRuLfr22BE

I did have a phonological disorder when younger but it did get better......
Sadly ever since Covid hit I don't talk with anyone that much and it's making it worse........... My verbal communication is deteriorating........

that relationship's run on more than just love.... You need communication, respect, trust, and much more things than just love in any type of relationship......

that if you never try you'll never fail.........

But if you never try you'll never succeed either.......

Mine are Batman: Arkham Asylum and The Evil Within 2......

................. Aight I just spilled juice on my bed........... FML........

that I don't have short fingers @An Idiot...........

That an unimportant elephant is called Irrelephant.........

that life doesn't run on what if's. No point in beating yourself up on should haves or could haves. What's done is already done but "the time's always right to fix what's wrong"

aight so ima get this off my head.... My mom will never forgive her sister because 'she put gum on our car'.....

It was actually me..... I was chewing gum and spit it out the window... Physics were against me and the wind with the car moving made it stick to the side.... I didn't know this of course because I was young.... Fuck Physics.....

It was only after I got older that I realized it was actually me.... I even fucking said I saw my aunt put it on our car because my mom looked like she wanted that to be the answer..... (I was like 8-9 years old)........

my mom keeps bringing that up and doesn't even want my aunt close to our car now.... She can't ever find out I'm the one who did it....

is it a flex to be a decent human being?
does someone need praising for not being an asshole?

Facts
pineapple belongs on pizza
putting cereal then milk
global warming is real
mint and chocolate don't go together

these are very basic facts.....

I was going to find a common ground but you had to go and say you don't mind mint chocolate chip.... this is your fault......

to not let someone waste your time, twice.........

never buy velcro, Its a rip-off........

Yo, how many cavities have you guys had?.....
Through my whole life, I've had 7........... Yes, I need to cut down on my sugar intake..... I'll develop diabetes at this point........

that homo sapiens are dumb as fuck.... They will either disappoint you sooner or later....... What can you do they are only human ╮(￣▽￣)╭
make friends with other species to avoid bullshit.......

that life would be tragic if it weren't funny....