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I had a dream that this l handsome red-haired dude was getting banged hard by this ikemen with long purple hair, the red-head was tied up into a post, and bruh when I said that he was getting banged hard I meant that he was getting banged HARD. I know like some drama happened before this, like the red-haired dude has a green-haired lover and is actually a top while the purple dude also has one, but the sex part was the only part that I can remember clearly lol (since I woke up after that part). I didn't read a smut yaoi before I sleep no, like in fact I went on and read shounen before I sleep. Why the fuck did I get that kind of dream. ಠ_ಠ

I'm seeing more and more shitting kink stuffs and I'm greatly concerned. I don't know if you're try'na recruit more members in your fetish cult or if it's a joke but your horniness is getting out of hand, not even my fanfics cross that line.

(Lmao idk what I'm doing, why do I even try to talk to you crazy hoes. What's new to the cursed-ass shits this site brings anyways- I should be used to this)

"Suk Mah Kok,
Suk Mah Nots.
Suk Dat Dekh,
Suk Dat Bals.

Market Buyers,
Making Pliers.
I am hung,
U Loose Anus.

Donut Know, Unknown.
Donut Trust, Sus.
Donut Alone, Among.
Only know to trust alone:
The Unknown Among Us."

— Skibidi Sigma.

Genuinely curious since I just read a manga ab soulmates and reincarnation. Listen, let's say there's this two lovers/soulmates who promised together forever, and then one of them is an immortal while the other is not. Ofc the bitch died. So this supernatural immortal being, since their souls are connected, when he felt his lover get reincarnated, he immediately searched for them. But his lover is still a kid.

Here's the million dollar question: Is it grooming if the immortal already built connections with their soulmate, with the intention of being with them in the future even while they're still a kid?

To those bitches who read spicy Bnha doujinshis, and then be hating on Mineta for being a pervert, how's it like being a stupid-ass mf?

You saw your mom masturbating on the couch, what will you say/do?

The best response will get many votes I guess.

Guys is it just me or my suppressants are just not working properly. My doctor just advised me to find which works best, but none that's available in the market helps my heat cycle. Like how the fuck do I even.

Actually, I think my cycles are getting worst and longer. Everytime my best friend comes over my cycles come early, I don't know why but I don't have anything to deal with it so I have to hide away from him for a week. I don't know what else to do and it's so shit too be since I've been canceling our plans for months now. What do I do?

(I'm a 19 (M) btw)

I feel so foul-mouthed and mean looking at oldest topics and answers in 2016, the ancestors be talking/replying so nicely to each other ab the shit they like while we're out here starting bloodshed by starting controversies lmao

Here's a normal question. What's that one fandom you are in but nobody knows about?

Mines probly Duskwood. Duskwood anyone? Any awkward hacker boi simps out there? Hello?--

"Nghh..." Letting out a moan, Spongebob tightly gripped the closed grill as he felt Squidward's slimy tentacles sensually play with his holes. It's already late at night, the both of them alone working overtime inside the restaurant because of Mr. Krabs silly request of serving late night costumers. For the Sponge, working late without any additional pay has always been okay for him. But what he didn't expect was for Squidward to say yes to this. The octopus have always hated spending his precious time here at work, that's why Spongebob was really curious of what made the octopus have a change of heart. What he didn't expect is for the reason to be something like this. "Squidward stop, Mr. Krabs might come back any moment. And also, a costumer might come in- ahn!... Any minute now!" The yellow sponge whispered trying to stop the taller creature. "Oh come on Spongebob. Who tf will go outside and order krabby patty at 2 am?" Squidward refutes showing no signs of stopping. 'I will' The sponge wanted to say, but only erotic moans are the only sounds escaping from his mouth. Squidward's long and soft tentacles creeping around his square body, slowly and steadily removing each piece of his clothes until the both of them finally ending up butt naked. The sponge went stiff, peeking back at his very-much-loved neighbor, "W-What was that?" He nervously asked when he felt a hard and thick rod poke his ass. "Oh that. That's my 7th tentacle, It let's out a secret special-white-sauce, you wanna try it?" Shaking, the sponge couldn't take all the temptation and slowly grind his ass towards Squidwards dick, making him show a triumphant grin. "Ahh~ yes. I want it. Please give me your special sauce."

I need jesus

I haven't really thought much about this drama until like this one 'gay dude' said that reading bl or 'fetishizing gay men' is disgusting. Like to any gay dudes or just any guy in this site, do you actually feel uncomfortable or grossed out knowing how women like bl? If you do, I am actually very sorry, but like-- I just don't understand why women are being so damn hated for it, just take the virgin *ssholes in the anime community for example. Guy are not bashed by women if they enjoy yuri or sometimes straight out jerk off to lesbian porn, but why are we being hated by them? How are we ruining the anime with non-cannonical ships and dj that are exactly like ur hent@i? It's not like all of us only read bl, ya know? Most of us read straight and gl too, and to top all that I'M A BI. I'm basically up for any gender as long as it's love.

...SO HOW CUM, GIRLS WHO READ BL or FUJOSHIS ARE DISGUSTING WHEN WE'RE ALL DAMN PERVERTS IN THE FIRST PLACE?? HUUUH??? SHOULDN'T YOU BE CALLING OUT DAMN SHOTA/LOLICONS FIRST BEFORE US??

LIKE BISH THE ONLY ONE THING DISGUSTING RIGHT HERE IS YO MOM'S PUSSY TO EVER GIVE BIRTH TO A TRASH LIKE YOU-- jk te-hee~ (❀╹◡╹)凸

I am confused about my relationship. I recently got into a relationship just this valentines, and I'm still confused about what I feel about this guy. We just got together after a week which ik, honestly made me skeptical too as to why tf i did that.

But he is such a sweet guy, he's so affectionate and all. So thoughtful and I think he does love me but I can't help but get an ick with him sometimes. He's a pretty big perv, and I don't know but it makes me feel lowkey turned off whenever he mentions marrying me. Like BRO it's literally just been weeks that we got together tf you talking ab??

I lowkey want to break up with him but he's just so sweet that I want to keep trying, and I can't bring myself to even try breaking his heart. He looks like a discord mod with his beard, mustache and long hair. But his voice is just hot. Just— Idk what the fuck to do with him.

AND I MEANT THE WORST (not those vanilla stuff like Venom and Pyramid Head, they're already a given)

"It was one night baby, please come talk to me!" I desperately cried, walking quick ot try and reach out for her hand only for her to whip her wrist away. Her tears flowing down her eyes, staining her cheeks as she shook her head. Disappointment, betrayal and hurt in her eyes. "Sandy..." I couldn't help but choke out my words, my chest tightening after seeing the look on her face. "I swear, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do it, baby." I pleaded, slowly clasping her hand as I got to my knees, tears now streaming down my eyes as my desperation grew. "SpongeBob. Shut the fuck up, and stand." She coldly spoke, while I only continued to plead for her forgiveness. Afraid that I might lose her. "I said get the fuck up and let go of me!" She screamed, swatting my hand away as her glaring eyes look down on me. "One night? You think I'll believe yer bullshit, SquarePants?! Do you think I'm a fucking fool?!" "I'm a scientist for fuck's sake! You think I won't find out yer affair with that damned octopus?!" I couldn't say anything, I couldn't look into her eyes, feeling her glare as her finger point and push at my square head. "Not just a week after our wedding and I see YOU ridin' his clarinet like a professional bull-fucker in mah beautiful state Texas!" She spat out, as her voice cracked in pain making tears only flow once more down my eyes. "In a maid outfit even!" A shaky sigh came out of her lips. "You sick fucker, I know you have many holes but why do you have to be such a whore?!"

"Sandy, please." I softly whispered as my eyes slowly look up to meet hers. Throwing a subtle smolder. "I never meant to do it Sandy, you know I only like your cheeks." "Yeah because you like dicks instead." "But you're the one I love..." I continued, rummaging to my pocket to get the smallest violin and play it. "You're the one I married, you're the one I want to spend the rest of my life with." Getting up, my lips quivered while I slowly reach out to hold her hand once again. Only for her to take a step back. "Don't even try it, SquarePants. You can't make me believe your lies anymore." I could only watch as she turned and walked out on me, and walk out on my life forever. Regret filled my body, ashamed I brought my hand to my face as I cried. Knowing well there's no formula to fix this equation. "Poor you." A voice spoke from behind me as I feel a tentacle slither, sending a shiver down my spine and making my face flush red. I didn't even have to look, I already knew that it was Squidward. His tentacle teasingly entering my holes that made me grit my teeth from trying to stop a moan escape. "Being abandoned like this, don't you worry SpongeBob. I'll be the one to take care of you. Ahæ- Ahæ- Ahæ!"