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A man actually changed his name because he lost a bet.

After losing a drunken poker bet in 2009, a New Zealand man had his name legally changed to "Full Metal Havok More Sexy N Intelligent Than Spock And All The Superheroes Combined With Frostnova." It took five years, but the name was finally approved by the government. All 99 characters of his new name are on his passport.

A term given to the sensation caused by being tickled

For the Pizza Lovers.

A Greek-Canadian man invented the "Hawaiian" pizza.

Restaurant owner Sam Panopoulos was born in Greece but moved to Canada when he was 20 years old. And in 1962, the entrepreneur decided to put pineapple on pizza.

Panopoulos, who passed away in 2017, once told the BBC, "We just put it on, just for the fun of it, see how it was going to taste. We were young in the business and we were doing a lot of experiments." The name apparently came from the brand of canned pineapple that Panopoulos used on that fateful day he invented the Hawaiian pizza.

High heels were originally for men.

When high-heel shoes first came into fashion in the 10th century, they were intended for men. It wasn't until the 18th century that more women wore high heels than men.

SO MEN WHO LIKE TO WEAR THEM, WEAR THE, PROUDLY BECAUSE THEY WERE ORIGINALLY INTENDED FOR YOU.

The emotional relief gained by emitting vulgar or indecent words; from the Greek lalia, meaning speech, and chezo, meaning to relieve oneself

Go into the darkest room that you can find, one where there's no light at all, and spend a few minutes with your eyes closed. Then, open them up and take a look around. While you'd expect to be staring into pitch-blackness, you'll actually notice that you're seeing a sort of dark gray shade. And that color has a name: It's called "eigengrau."

If you look at the skin on the inside of your wrists, you'll see a few lines that become deep creases when you bend your hand inwards. These grooves have a name—rasceta—in case you ever find a need to refer to them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09RJH2w2I9A

I have a lot of dreams about me dying or killing myself in the most grotesque and horrific way possible. I have tried to kill myself, I slit my wrists once, tried to drown thrice, jumped off high places twice (that didn't end well) and try to choke myself thirteen times(?) But I never did die, all I was doing was just hurting myself. But that period did end... well, not until I accidentally found a group of people I look up to, They're in youtube and other sites, I find joy in listening to their songs and covers and relating to them, sometimes they're really dark and sometimes encouraging and silly, I love their videos and always get a good laugh at it, I look forward to everyday waiting for them to upload their videos, I changed a little bit throughout my days of enjoying them doing fun and silly things, I find joy in little things like food, the thank yous I get, the times when a stranger's animal I meet on the street approaches me and just lets me smother them in hugs, and games I usually wouldn't even look at before, I see more and more people like them popping up on my youtube and it's really joyful looking at their growth, now when I feel sad I just look them up and boom there's a smile on my face, I won't ever try to end my life now that I found people whom I want to see until the end of my life, if they ever quit though, it's okay because they gave me happy memories and that's all I need to live by. Honestly, this was the best accident ever to happen in my life.

While people in English-speaking countries tend to say "achoo" and French-speaking countries go with the similar sounding "atchoum," Germans say "hatschi" and the Japanese say "hakshun."

Mo Dao Zu Shi AKA The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation.

So our SPOILERIFIC STORY BEGINS *Wiggles eyebrows aggressively*

In some shitty ass barn where poor sad bitch Mo Xuan Yu, who sacrifices himself and all his life points to special summon the reincarnated spirit of Wei Wuxian.

The former alleged master of Diabolibizisism, who was killed 13 years prior by a TRAITORRRRR-

Finding himself forcibly reincarnated in a Bishou-Loco's body, Wei sets out to grant the unknown wishes his summoner FAILED TO WRITE DOWN and ventures to the nearby town meeting Mo's asshat family members and trolling them in front of the visiting cultivators from the Gusu Lan sect.

Later that night the compound was attacked by the GHOST OF FAPPING PASS-

Killing the family members of Mo Xuan Yu which turned out to be his summoning wishes(That was easy-)

But as the ghost hand continues to threaten everyone's livelihood and FAP THEM ALL TO DEATH-

A glorious man in white arrives and saves everyone with his BAMBOOSTIC ACOUSTICS-

Forcing the ghost arm to flee and MUTUALLY MASTURBATE ANOTHER NIGHT-

Wei Wuxian knows the musical man Lan Zhan as they were acquaintances from his past life, so he runs his ass of to a nearby forest because reconnecting with people on facebook is one thing- but in real life- (gurl bYE-)

While travelling through the forest Wei encounters another FORMER friend

This time his formr BFFL Jiang Cheng who immediately finds the Wei possessed Mo HELLA SUS-

But suspicions have to wait because GRAND SEXY BUDDHETTE SOON ATTACKS AFTER BEING POSSESSED BY THE GHOST ARM WHICH MUST BE SICK OF BEATING MEAT- *Lenny Face*

With no one standing a chance against Buddhette Wei risks his cover being blown and makes a bnootleg dragon dagger, whichh fails to summon the dragon zoar which would've beeen ideal to fight the kaiju-

But does summon the next best thing, The raging ghost general Wen Ning.

Who proceeds to body Buddhette and her new friend JILL-

But in the chaos Wei Wuxian gets discovered using his signature technique by bothe Lan Zhan and JiangChen, with the latter using his magic whip in a rage t force Wei out of SpiRIT UNITY-

But that shit don't work and he manages to keep his cover as just anotherBISHOULOCO-

LanZHan steps in and defends dead bae saying he'll take Responsibility for him to Juang Chen's ire bUT HIS PETTY ASS LEAVES REGARDLESS LMAO-

NOW CUE FLASHBACK FOR THE REST OF THE 1ST SEASON AS WE LEARNED THE STORY OF WEI WU XIAN THE SPUNKY NON COMFORMIST CULTIVATOR AND ADOPTED CHILD OF THE YUN MENG JENG SECT HIS BITTER BESTIE JIANG CHEN OF THE SAME SECT AND THE TSUNDRE LAN ZHN FROM THE GUSU LAN SECT AS THEY STUDY TO BECOME PROFFESSSIONAL CULTIVATORS THROUGH BATTLES AGINST THE WALKING DEAAD A LION TURTLEL AND SEVERE GLOBAL WARMING

WHILE ALONG THE WAY MEETNG THE ADORABLE WEN NING WHEN HE WAS ALIVE, AWWWW WEN NING SO SWEET, WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED- DISCOVERING HOW WEI WU XIAN EMBRACED THE D A R K N E S S FROM THE FOG OF LOST SSSSSSSOULS AND WITNESSING THE C U L T I V A T I O N (LENNY FACE) OF WEI WUXIAN AND LAN ZHAN'S RELATIONSHIP, FROM THEIR INITIAL MOOONLIGHT FLIRTACEONS, TO BEING STUCK IN THE CAVE OF TWO LOVERS TO THEIR VERY FIRST FIGHT- A SERIES OF EVENTS ALL PUT INTO MOTION WHEN THE FIRE NATION(WEN SECT) ATTACKED!!!

A "jiffy" is about one trillionth of a second.

According to Dictionary.com, a "jiffy" is an actual unit of time—and a very short one at that. Sometime during the late 18th or early 19th centuries, scientist Gilbert Newton Lewis defined a jiffy as the amount of time it takes light to travel one centimeter in a vacuum, which is about 33.4 picoseconds or one trillionth of a second.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HcLSu2uD3o

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If you've ever wondered why we call unsolicited email "spam," just ask a Monty Python fan. The term was inspired by a skit from the British comedy group that featured Vikings loudly (and annoyingly, though hilariously) singing "spam, spam, spam" in an effort to drown out others who were trying to talk.

According to Wired, applying the analogy to modern-day spam works because "unsolicited email is seen as drowning out normal discourse on the internet." Even Merriam-Webster dictionary credits Monty Python with the term, explaining that spam comes "from a skit on the British television series Monty Python's Flying Circus in which chanting of the word 'spam' overrides the other dialogue."

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

The Quote:

“Blood is Thicker Than Water”

Is actually not complete. ╮(￣▽￣)╭

The Full Phrase is:

“The Blood of the Covenant is Thicker than the Water of the Womb,”

Meaning that the bonds between friends are stronger than simple genetics. After all, being related to someone by blood doesn’t mean you should give up your life and happiness for them—

Even though some people try to weaponize that phrase to mean exactly that.

Now, I wonder who shortened that quote hmm?

All polar bears are left handed.

The chicken and the ostrich are the closest living relatives of the Tyrannosaurus rex.

While we used to think that dinosaurs were giant lizard-like creatures that roamed the earth, it's now widely accepted that dinosaurs have more in common with present-day birds than they do with oversized reptiles. Research out of Harvard University in 2008 confirmed that the Tyrannosaurus rex shared more of its genetic makeup with ostriches and chickens than with alligators and crocodiles.

Keep in mind that extreme heat speeds up the rate of decomposition. Keep in mind that extreme cold slows it down. Therefore: commit your murders in the summer.

Over in New Zealand, surfers have noticed the same thing that those who ride the waves in California have witnessed: ducks can surf. The birds do so in order to catch food or simply to move through the water quickly.