My bat, my Knives, my still hot lamp since it was just plugged in. MY FUCKING HAMMER!?I have no grip it'd get flung out immediately. Request assistance from the Lord almighty, and well, shit I guess I gotta fight. That giant ceramic rooster if I can lift it. I got pepper spray, lysol and a stove, makeshift flame thrower...I'mma just go with the ba......
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