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Why do people like me better when I’m unhinged?

I don’t like me better when I’m like that, I always end up embarrassing myself.

Yet people always think of me as just the life of the party or some clown that can be the butt of their joke.

I always either end up overthinking, being way to shy, and not having good connections with other people, or I don’t think at all, overshare, and have shallow connections with other people.

Why can’t I ever just have a good balance?

I ducking love Tuca and Bertie and Sarazanmai, but alas I have had yet to meet another fan ╥﹏╥
And I’ve had no luck with trying to get my friends into them because both shows on the surface level are extremely weird, but once you get into them they are so ducking amazing.

So I fell asleep for a little bit a little bit ago, except I didn’t exactly.
I could hear everything that was actually going on in real time, and my eyes were open, but what I was seeing and experiencing felt warped, I could move my hands a little bit, but that’s all I could move.
I woke up I guess you could say when my mom shouted my name. I know it wasn’t daydreaming, sleep deprivation hallucinations, or a lucid dream. So the only thing I can think of is sleep paralysis. I’ve experienced sleep paralysis before and I thought it could only occur from being shocked partially awake during REM sleep, but are there other ways it can happen?

If I see a person drinking SELZER water, I’m sorry but I will kindly avoid talking to you.
Unless it’s the market pantry or ICE brand you get a pass because it’s fruity enough to where it’s a forgivable sin.
But I’m sorry Lacroix and Bubly y’all are something else.

Also a friend of mine said that most people with curly red hair are annoying as fuck, so she was surprised I was super chill. I’m kinda worried now, is this a common conception?

MY HEART NEEDS TO SHUT TF UP

So I’ve been friends with this guy for a while now right. I thought he was really cool and couldn’t stop talking about him when I got to know him. Quite a few people thought I had a thing for him but I denied all accusations. In my mind it was just a new friendship hyper fixation thing. Then I really embedded the idea in my mind that I didn’t like him because I was pretty sure that my friend liked him and that would have gone against bro code. But now I’ve been broken up with my ex for awhile and my friends have been speculating that I like him. On Saturday they told me him and I looked like we could date. My heart keeps beating really fast and I get all blushy around him. I also found out my other friend doesn’t like him either. It’s like I want to ask him if he’d want to go out sometime, but I don’t want to put him on the spot. We already have a really good friendship and I don’t want to ruin that. I think I’ll just act more outwardly flirty and wait and see if he comes to me. Idk

Like some ludicrous shit that you wish you could’ve seen the newest comments on

THE TWO CREEPIEST GUYS I KNOW ARE STARTING A POSCAST TOGETHER

One of them has a kink for staring at people like spying and peeping. The other one is openly into lolis and talks about it all the time.
They are so musty

Had a wake up call
Damn now I’m trying to log all my want to reads, I’m reading, and already reads, info o on another manga site, just in case this site bites the dust
It’s taking for fucking ever
why do I read so much

It’s a quick read about flying pig farmers

https://www.mangago.me/read-manga/mazu_wa_hitokuchi/

ヾ(☆▽☆)

Do people actually look at their timeline?
O - O

I saw my boyfriend still has a note from his ex hung up in his room of her saying I love you babe. He’s brought her up before in conversation but says that they are just friends now, but they dated for 3 years. The ex also grabs dinner with my boyfriend’s mom from time to time and he says that it’s just because she’s like part of his family, and that I don’t have to worry.
She’s in a new relationship, so I don’t like see her as something I have to worry about, but I don’t think my boyfriend is as over her as he claims. I feel guilty for not trusting him. But the love note being brought with him when he moved to this town and hung up on his wall feels like a meaningful gesture. It just makes me feel sad like he’ll always be comparing me to her.

Can someone get me whatever shit the bros that work at Coolmic are on?

I play basketball, softball (slow-pitch and fast-pitch), and baseball.

Basketball is easy when you’re playing defense because your job is just to be as annoying as possible.

At this point with all the batting sports I have being 3rd baseman down to a tea.

The bpd is bpding and I can’t stop thinking about killing myself. I need a distraction or advice or something.

Hi I’m your resident hoe for thembos.
If ya gotta a respectful hottie who’s dumber than bread, leave them here and I’ll simp till I’m dead.

**Also don’t forget the sauce (^ 3 °) ~

I vvant big tiBBies (╯╥﹏╥)╯╧╧
please god just give me the tatas Y-Y
Hand them over, or I’ll start worshiping satan!
(I know that that has the same energy as announcing I’m unfollowing a celebrity, but I don’t care)
Wait a second...
Satan’s probably more likely to hand out big titties

Dear Satan,
gimme da mommy milkers
Love,
Ya fav earthling (^ 3 °) ~

duck nugget (for fakers/posers because chicken nuggets are the og)

Bro The Rib of Adam was something dude wakes up one day with a ribussy
https://www.mangago.me/read-manga/the_rib_of_adam_jinmi/