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TW: death My dad killed himself on my birthday, 11 years ago. Honestly, he was an amazing dad and I loved him with all my heart. But I will never forget that. I'm an adult now but I'm still so fuckin' full of resentment. (It even worsen when I learned that he did fail to kill himself three or four days beforehand and still didn't care about his men......   reply

DE FUCK!   reply

I Think the seme in "legs which cannot walk" is in my top 5 too.   reply

If the headache is because of sleepiness, try massaging your temples, it could help relieving the pain.   reply

Souvent, pour s'amuser, les hommes d'équipage Prennent des albatros, vastes oiseaux des mers, Qui suivent, indolents compagnons de voyage, Le navire glissant sur les gouffres amers. À peine les ont-ils déposés sur les planches, Que ces rois de l'azur, maladroits et honteux, Laissent piteusement leurs grandes ailes blanches Comme des avirons tr......   reply

Because heterosexual sex (maybe gay, I don't know) is principally based on the penetration.Oral sex or handjobs, blowjobs, are just seen as a way to start the real things and not like sex by itself. Moreover, heterosexual sex is based on the masculine pleasure for the biggest part. (I mean, ask a man to make a girl cum with his hands or lips and he......   reply

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl1B0kNhRy0 A French song about breaking up. I'll give you the translation of the lyrics just here https://genius.com/Genius-english-translations-therapie-taxi-salope-live-english-translation-lyrics I feel like this answer is chaotic good   reply

I'm making another answer cause man am I pissed. We all know, porn is disgusting.And you're having a fit because watching other sexuality porn is to objectify one's sexuality. But. To sell porn isn't to actually objectify one's sexuality? I mean. I stopped watching porn like 3 years ago cause you know, porn industry isn't the cleanest hell I ever s......   reply

beauty, health and money. That's what you need to make everything follows after all.   reply

Count me in too!   reply

When I was 8 years old, a bully picked on me for no reasons and cornered me in the toilets. She then proceeded to explain to me for two complete hours how I was so pitiful, nobody would ever like me. That even my own family hates me, even my dog. That I was so ugly and dumb that I was an embarrassment for my older sister. That everyday, when my mot......   2 reply

I discovered recently that I wasn't shy around strangers and that I am easy-going. This is my real personality and I know now that it was canceled for years because of bullying. I can only thank my friends and my lover to show me who I really wanted to be.   reply

The lack of smut and good stories in shojo (well, ain't lying here, some are good but most of the time, the same clichés were to be expected again and again especially when smut was involved so... It's getting better now, in 2020 but at that time, it was terrible.) Edit: For context, it was really back in the day, something like 2007 or something......   reply

I'm French here, and the way we see Donald trump... Oh well. It's a running joke on twitter and in some TV programs. We even had one analysing body language when Trump met Macron for the first time. It was hilarious. To cut short, in France, Trump is described as a clown. ... After that, I have some curses in university that focuses on American po......   1 reply

My first love told me "I'm not in love with you anymore but I don't want to break up either." and : "Okay, you're not happy with me but you will not be happy without me either. So why'd you bother breaking up?" SCREW YOU BASTARD. SCREW. YOU. I was 20 at the time and still, 4 years later, I'm still so fuckin' PISSED. It was a shitty love story. ......   reply