"Sure I can drive, but you have to do my chores"
"Oops overslept"
"Do it or I'll show everyone your baby pictures"
"Sibling? I don't have such an idiotic sibling."
"Do you understand?"
"It's either yes or no"
-Eldest in family reply
Test out the pee mechanism before swinging it around like a helicopter...oh and maybe beat it to see if the pain is worse than having a period...maybe beat it in different ways too
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