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kickassalien told me to hire a hitman and finish her off so my career is not gone to waste,,, we had sex w no condoms 2 years ago and now shes making my life a living hell,,, even doxxing my real name. anyone upto the task? i am willing to pay 2 dollars

saw someone say that they suck their own dick and play around with the jelly mush and bro if u have a vagina def try sucking your own clit cz omg its so delicious yum yum and you can prevent having infections idk how but u probably could, best time to do that would be during your period since then you can have some bloodplay involved and the mushy blood clots give the same playdoh consistency when dried! you can even shape it into your fav characters and show it back in!

omg popping out ur eyeball to masturbate with is so much fun you could shovw it right into ur coochie or roll it around your clit! especially when the eyeball tears, goo and slick mix tgt 10/10 fr! idk why more people dont do that!

Fuck you all if ur gna read manga then read that shit and stop rage baiting I’ll find ur family and bomb all of u rage baiting accounts!!!!!!

Help pls I need someone to pay my child support, if any lawyers in here can tell me my chances on winning a child support case against a stapler I’d b eternally grateful

I went to the bathroom earlier to snort coke w my friend and we entered the stall trying to put a line up on the toilet seat, the thing is the minute we were abt to snort it someone walked in and she jumped, she pushed my head and it went straight inside the toilet water, as if that wasn’t bad enough the coke started slipping off the sides and all did not want it to go to waste, so while she still held my head down I reached my tongue over and licked the whole thing into my mouth, once the person left me lifted me up and noticed me rubbing my gums, and asked where it went, I told her and she got mad at me and called me an asshole cokehead bitch

I don’t know why she’s mad and I’m concerned since she’s my plug, someone pls tell me aita?

I need help I got abducted by aliens and forced to b in a singing competition where I compete against my gf but they blasted her head cz she lost and now I’m trying to glue her back tgt but it’s not working and her brain is spilling out, any help on how to get her fixed up pls im a broke pink haired bitch w no money at all

Guys my prof exploded into pieces after assigning us to cure cancer I have the cure but bc she exploded I can’t graduate any tips on reviving her?

Personally I’d suck on my girls titties like there’s no tomorrow and squeeze her milk into my cereal bowl, I’d carry bags of her milk jst so I can taste her whenever I want like if I miss her at work I can jst pull out the bag, stick a straw in and drink it up ykwim? call me a pussy the way I’d feining for her milk

Not that I’m complaining but why is everyone and their mama sucking their toes like damn

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

Any idea why I’m so scared theyr cutting my stomach open as we speak

A girl.... AND a mgg user? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

I work as a assistant for a surgeon and when he asked me to look over the patient while his stomach was split open as we looked for his appendix, I took a scapel and was playing around with it and drawing little stars on the patients skin, but like the surgeon came in and I got jumpscared and the scapel fell in, I was too scared to say anyth so we jst stitched him up and he left im so scared I hope he’s okay

https://uquiz.com/quiz/oyoa1J/what-type-of-bread-are-you-very-serious-and-will-determine-your-life
lets jst forget the negativity on the furoms adn cleanse our chakras guys

https://uquiz.com/quiz/2kNEmL/what-build-a-bear-are-you
put ur results here and ill tell u what kind of person u are

I was trying to calculate how much bitches have been in my pee hole and it accidentally got stuck in, any suggestions on taking it out pls im panicking this has nvr happened to me before

The ugly str8s r always telling others what they want. Have you looked at yourself in a mirror lately? Do better, unhygienic slobs and STD epidemic spreaders. Turn gay rn

Any idea what condition this might be? It’s so hard to go to work bc everytime I take a step i orgasm ten times, I rly need to leave this class but I can’t cz my pussy cannot stop squirting and I’m sitting in a puddle of orgasm water I’m scared to get up someone pls help