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U do a bird mating dance in costume and all
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7 days
My brother-in-law's cat is named Giuseppe ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌
oh and he had 2 pet ducks named Felipe and Isabella
idk anymore
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27 days
Bro's toes are as dexterous as Ponyo's
But srsly wtf did i just read
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23 days
Album: This Empty Northern Hemisphere by Gregory Alan Isakov
Genre is folk and this is my husband and daughter's calming music. I particularly like the song, "Words" in that album bcos my husband used to sing it to me when i was pregnant as we slowdanced in the living room.
Next in the album wud be "Idaho". It's my daughter's favorite coz she love......
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19 days
I wanna kick his dick and balls in so hard it becomes a vagina and ovaries and he becomes the very being he such a creep for
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24 days
Loud ppl in public spaces. Unfortunately, they're always teenagers and i used to be one and im sure i was pretty loud with my friends at that time too so i just forgive n ignore n accept that im getting old. Also hate extroverted co-workers who make being quiet as such a bad thing; like you're automatically a party-pooper for not running your mouth......
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5 days
There's no easy way around it tbh. They'll have to tell their parents one way or another and accept whatever judgement that'll come their way. If they get a negative response from their parents, just know that it will pass eventually ESPECIALLY once they've worked their way into getting their own place where they'll be their own boss.
I was in a s......
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8 days
Wud be nice of you to pull out the eggcell with u on ur way out
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im very different OL and irl. Online, im talkative, but irl im super antisocial. i despise the idea of wasting my time, breath, and memory capacity, talking to ppl i dont give af about. But im polite enough to respond with the bare minimum courtesy required in human interaction.
But ever since i became a mom, ive had to put on a mask of friendline......
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7 days
Carry around a large box cutter in my pocket everyday for 2 highschool years straight bcos i was a yandere wannabe teen ew
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7 days
Did u try saying "Do you know the muffin man?" in Gingy's voice out loud in there?
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7 days
Smtimes all that cheese and meat and other toppings make the pizza too salty for me (im salt sensitive) so i prefer my pizza with pineapples or smtimes raisins so the sugar in them will smwhat counter that saltiness. Its just a matter of preference
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The scenario that came to mind is my husband being transferred into another body who's a husband/wife to different spouse and a father/mother to a different family and thats just horrible. I have a strong code regarding parents doing their job as parents and I personally wudnt break another family just to have my husband back (but my daughter needs......
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3 days
That was well said n i cudnt agree with u more
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23 days
I never really cared about religion and it's ritualisms, but when u pray ur supposedly doing it to comfort ur mind and soul right? If its just gonna weigh on you that u didn't do it "properly" by kneeling or whatever position it is u take when praying, then why should u personally even internalize that standard at all? It becomes another added burd......
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At some point in the teenager-to-adult stage, friendships need to become flexible enough to not hold a conversation for months and even years, but when u do, still be and feel as friendly and as close as it used to be. And i mean w/o having to explain and apologize to each other about lost time every dmn time. Cos when you are adults, no friend sho......
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19 days
Instead of songs I would want to listen to, I'd probably play my baby's favorite dance songs:
1. Boogie Wonderland (Earth wind & fire)
2. Let's groove (earth wind & fire)
3. September (earth wind & fire)
4. You should be dancing (bee gees)
5. Dancin (aaron smith and krono)
My 1yr6mo old loves to dance and id rather have her spend her last moments ......
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29 days
I boil whole pods of okra, chopped string beans and carrots (shaped kinda like fries) and dip them in soy sauce + lemon.
I'm a big big fan of salmon sashimi but i dont get many chances to eat it so this is how i cope. The soy sauce n lemon flavor tricks me a bit into thinking that the sad veggies might actually be salmon.
Its not rlly a meal but ......
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16 days
You could just cut both of them off but u better tell your mom that ur gonna do that because of that asshole. If i were your mom itd make me sad to be unable to reach u but my first n foremost priority would be the safety of my own daughter so id understand. I saw u mention ur granddad in ur other post, maybe ask him to help and keep tabs on them i......
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