Kiwwi's answer page 1 (64)
I would like it better with a billion dollars
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19 days
And u cant handle ragebaiting callouts
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7 days
Lmao i can tell he's a virgin. Sex irl isn't so convenient that it'll allow for an instant round 2 for a guy's dick. Orgasming together at the same time is a rare occurence too. He's overselling himself here.
He should've also included the awkward putting on a condom part, the guilty post nut clarity clean-up part, the co-worker knocking on the b......
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25 days
Tru dat. Hes such a cringy edge lord
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21 days
im proud of being able to hold back my response to scream in panicky surprise and just be freaked out when i spot cockroaches (its so fking hard not to cos i hate them sm) just so my toddler wont develop an irrational fear of them from seeing me, her reliable adult, being so scared of this tiny but probably life-threatening crawling creature
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2 days
AISHA bcos pretty art and pretty dark n mature themes. love the chiaroscuro
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26 days
It's super cringe. But I only think like this bcos i met so many obnoxious, hypocritical, and contradictory Christians that i just condemn the whole thing. I once met someone who asked me what stops me from sinning, killing, commiting crime, etc if i didn't have God in my life to guide me, and i just stared at the poor psycho for being born with no......
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24 days
My lazy answer is theyre either born unempathetic psychos with sexual assaulter potential or theyre probably sa culprits themselves. Both shud f off n die
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18 days
We lose random stuff in the house that we cudnt have possibly thrown out. Like when i was younger, we had a bunch of dvds that we had just stored away on a shelf n never ever touched or moved (bcos our dvd player broke n we didnt get a new 1 for until 2-3 yrs later) then 1 day my sis n I wanted to rewatch this particular kdrama we liked on one of o......
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3 days
Reading here and also responding to forums here. Honestly, my first year of being a mom left me pretty isolated online and irl like literally devoid of conversation bcos i was doing mom duties 24/7 and too tired to talk to ppl. Relatives rarely visited and my husband was tired from work and i received little help and support which worsened my post ......
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13 hours
If you can do something in 5 mins, do it now.
istg when the role of being the responsible adult of the house (esp chores) falls on u bcos theres no one else who wud take it, ull be preaching this all the time whether u like it or not
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4 days
Yeah this is exactly why me n my husband wont even let our visiting siblings or our parents babysit our daughter even for a while bcos we are very aware that we are the ones who wanted to have a kid, not them. Plus we dont want other ppl especially our relatives thinking that they suddenly share a responsibility to look after our daughter as automa......
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22 hours
Genuinely asking bcos i usually just shut up when i get angry
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4 days
Been watching a lot of Bluey with my toddler so I'd just say Bluey's house bcos it's so homey and colorful and my daughter wud love running around the yard
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16 days
All u need to know is that in some countries ur a 10, and in some countries ur average, and in some ur the backdrop. Now u go find that country where ur physical appearance is the adored rarity and live the pretty privilege that awaits u
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1 days
U do a bird mating dance in costume and all
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5 days
My brother-in-law's cat is named Giuseppe ┐( ̄ヘ ̄)┌
oh and he had 2 pet ducks named Felipe and Isabella
idk anymore
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24 days
Bro's toes are as dexterous as Ponyo's
But srsly wtf did i just read
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21 days