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no cuz my cat shat in my bowl and there was ICE CREAM in the bowl so i had this brilliant idea and sprinkled a bit of cat fur and gave it to my ex who cheated on me TWICE and he pissed on my front lawn with the girl he cheated on me /w anyways forgot he was severely allergiced to cat hair now hes on life support also it was chocolate ice cream and i removed the shit so there were tiny shit stains on the ice cream and turns out his girl was 8 monthes pregnant and gave birth to a black baby (theyre both white)

so whos excited for tokyo revengers season 3?

school starts in a couple days and my sleeps schedule is i sleep at 4am-6am and wake up at 7pm or 5pm or 6pm.
and i have to fix my schedule asap so any tips?

i literally cant take it anymore. first day of FUCKING SCHOOL TODAY AND WHEN I FROCED MY MOM TO MSG THE PRINCIPAL TO NOT PUT ME IN THE SAME CLASS AS MY TOXIC EX FRIEND AND TEN SHE PROCEEDS TO PUT ME IN THE SAME GODDAMN CLASS AS HER. came in saw new homeroom teacher she gave us books i put the books in my bag not even 1 hour in IT SPILLS EVERYWHERE ALL OVER MY BOOKS AND MY HAIKYU MANGA VOLUME ONE WHICH I WAS PLANNING ON READING DURING BREAK, i cant every time i see that thing in chocolate milk i start sobbing and i cant buy it again because the nearest manga store is 1 hour away. again, not even one hour in my FUCKING ZIPPER BREAKS AND I HAD TO CARRY MY BAG WHICH LITERALLY MADE ME LEAN FORWARD FROM HOW HEAVY IT IS. my friends are literally the weirdest people in the class i made friends with the class weirdos they kept talking bout how their dads owned hentai playstation 3 DVD's and i kept trying to change the subject. i cant anymore i just cant not even one day in and i just want to die, i cant do this anymore dude nothing goes my way anymore what the hell did i do to deserve this

tell me who your favourite anime/manga/BL/manhwa character and ill rate them!
you have to write:

- what you love about them.

- what you hate about them.

- and which anime/manga/BL/manhwa theyre from.

if you ever feel ugly just know theres a Japanese legend that says in your past life you fell in love with someone who looks exactly like you ♡

soooo yall my parents are HELLA strict ive been grounded now for a year for getting a d in math anddd they think its bc of my laptop which in truth is ive been in a mentally bad state, im waay to scared to ask my mom idk what to do i just want to play games again so can yall give me any tips on how to convince them to give my laptop back? honestly i do alot for them and they barely return the favour so PLEASE give me some advice im seriously begging you

I LITERALLY SAW A WOMAN AT VICTORIAS SECRET GIVE BIRTH IN THE FUCKING CHANGING ROOM

tell me something interesting or fun i need time to fly quick so yeah could be anything.

can someone give me a y2k hairstyle for chubby cheeked people?? like any cute hairstyle

some loser on jinx who i wont mention but im pretty sure you can easily find them is literally defending jaekyungs actions and saying he did not nothing wrong by writing long ass paragraphs no one reading like bro stfu its obvious you have 0 bitches not even 10 inches far from you heck people probably make room on a crowded train just to get away from you. anyways fucking idiot makes 3 other alt accounts thinking we wont notice (spoiler alert: those alts are following each other) so if you want a free drama show every night make your way to the jinx comments sections cuz that idiot does not know what an opinion is

yall, we need to start a hashtag for odetar- i mean TT (aka toilet terrorist) to get some sleep.
you probably see him everywhere, i see him everywhere, bro literally sleeps for 7-3 hours a day.
any ideas?

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT

i need to practice drawing sooo tell me your favourite yaoi character and i shall draw him! (maybe, if i feel like it but even if i feel like it ill most likely draw him)

DROP UR FAV SONGS AND ILL RATE IT AND TELL ME THE GENRE CUZ IF I HAVENT LISTENED TO THE SONG ILL RATE ITS GENRE

which bl character do yall think would do the 2020 kakagure/danganronpa cringy posing thing on tiktok
personally i feel like the bl mf from ybc would

So this story is smth my friend experienced, my friend was at sephora she was just looking at stuff and shit and went to the drunk elephant section she didn’t buy anything but a literal 10 year old came up to her and took the ANTI AGING MOISTURIZER. AND SHE SNATCHED IT AND YELLED AT MY FRIEND “this is mine! You can’t have it I took it first!!!” And my friend wasn’t even gonna take it, then my friend said “youre like 9 you don’t need anti aging moisturizer” and the kid proceeded to laugh and say “well actually I’m 10” and walked off. I thought this was funny at first and then my entire fyp was filled with these 10-12 year olds buying skincare products and make up… like okay wear light make up like a soft colored lip stick but I don’t think you need concealer and drunk elephant when you barely just came out of your mom and they always walk around with those stanley cups I’m so glad I grew up playing pokémon and watching shonen anime and drawing in my sketchbook I was cringe but happy

eating popcorn is technically swallowing a busted nut

i literally just had an argument with my parents and i fucking snapped right then and there i literally said i could kill myself right now if i could and i told them theyre making my life harder i literally cant take it anymore i fucking cant life is gonna get worse and worse i literally have been struggling with my mental health for a year now i literally have no one to talk too im done im so done with everything i want to kms im fucking over it clown me all you want i literally stay in my room 24 hours of my day and struggle with one meal a fucking day a bowl of plain rice and thats fucking it "hey mom can i go out? no i have to go do some unimportant stuff i dont care that the only time you leave the house is during school time" "hey dad can i go buy cheap accessories? no i have to buy your sister a macbook and buy your little brother 70 dollars worth of swimming trunks and i also have to go to england for 3 days with your older brother for stupid fucking reasons" and that man who is my so called dad blamed my fucking phone for "mAkInG mE tHiNk lIkE thIs" oh yeah? the only apps you let me have is literally youtube what part of floptok tiktok compilations make me think like this. i cant take it anymore im so done with my life.

so... my sibling is mentally in a bad state and theyve been doing selfharm. ive been their shoulder to cry on and listen to all their problems. i searched this up on google and no answers so ill ask here.

do you guys know any sharp weapons used for selfharm? i wanna put these weapons as far from my sibling as possible so they can stop. i love them with all my heart but i dont want them to get hurt

if i want to i will if i want to i will bitch