HomosexualTyranny's question page 9 (197)

Just go commando. that's the only way to not discreetly touch urself

I remember why I was so much of an addict to shounen ai, nd shoujo ai- as much of a freak I am I prefer porn with plot or plot over anything rather than just porn on porn at some point seeing the same thing over and over again gets old some majority of the new yaoi are just being recycled now, don't get me wrong if I see something good I'm reading it regardless of the genre but like srs we rlly need something new nd not just ocs going bat shit crazy on chp 1-2, shoujo ai nd Shounen are so relatable most of the time and it be having me blushing and shii yk, and I noticed how most of them do not lack in diversity and mostly have different plots nd storyline. I'm saying that we need plots similar to these but with the combination of balanced porn nd plot-


And as for shoujo we NEED more actual villainess- nd not just the copyright villainess/ mc and especially mls either please, PLEASE

And no I'm not angry just saying my opinion on the Internet and using forums for their exact purpose (weird that I have to say this) but yeah

Have you've ever wanted to pull shit out of ur ass bare handed when the natural push isn't pushing enough

No I'm NOT letting u sit in my seat just cause ur heat is coming- so stop asking me like DAMN, NO.
U r NOT cvming on the seat I just sat on bro and ppl will NOT be thinking that I did it because u couldn't restrain ur children

They r everywhere bro, nd so damn annoying.
Why do they even exist, I prefer betas- I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

The musky smell has such a sweet aroma to it, I just can't stop sniffing it- I want to slide my tongue across it to evaluate the smell nd to determine the taste between my natural smell nd sweet expensive cologne

It took alot of tries but I finally did it don't ask how

I accidentally ate a roach and became addicted every since, I even add them in my cereal but they taste best when filled with science, it's like seasoning but with a combination of different flavors that melts in ur mouth while chewing the yummy cinnamon roach crunch cereal

I have nothing against old people but as of today I might have a different answer.

I was just walking on the sidewalk and there was this old man walking by, there was literally 2feet of space but this urn bumped into me nd had the nerve to say "EXCUSE YOU" I only said "on skibidi toilet?" nd the next thing I know I was sent flying by this dust to dust old man with just a slap, I could feel his lifelong aura and knew I stood no chance against this medieval creature, I would lose if I depended solely on strength in this fight- knowing I had no other choice I grabbed my 17ft long braided happy trail before wrapping a few inches around my hand "well..well ..well it seems the ties have turned Gramps" maybe this would've turned out differently in another era but today was his unlucky day, and he knew it.

We fought to the death, leaving only me and my braided happy trail the last survivor in this fight. It was my victory.

Does anyone else eyes and nose run like crazy when turned on or getting freaky, this is a little crazy but I just want to ask my (fellow) (alphas)

This isn't so serious, but I just hope y'all take this the right way and understand that no one is perfect but what I rlly wanted to say is that I need a dominant mommy to tug at my lady cock and call me her pssy bitch boy like the pus pus I am, I need her to not just step on my physically... I need it mentally- I need her to physically beat me like how my mom threw me when she found out I played episode at the age of 15, is this normal?

Bro I'm not 18 or over the age of 18 yet so stop trying to age me up in attempt to cancel me on some pedophile shit idk who but some of y'all salty lonely mfs rlly trying to make up shit, get some d*ck and stop saying I'm dr.disrespect before I disrespect ur mom... I'm not even joking I will piss on her in front of a live audience, if she's dead that'll be even better and I doubt anyone would be there to arrest me

I had a wife and daughter but they both died so this dude in a suit appeared at my door and said "don't u miss ur wife and daughter"

nd this was after I cursed them for leaving me behind in this world but as the 2 ghosts that resembled my wife and daughter came closer I realized they weren't actually them nd my dumb ahh said "I'll rather be dead if I can't live with my family"

This suit mf teleported me above a snowy mountain as I fell I realized just how good living is nd that I didn't want to die- then this mf quickly teleported me in a pool in the summer, before realizing that I might already be dead...

Bro fr almost left and everything but my horny ass said "damn this suit man Is fine asf I want to see his cock"

AND HIS DAMN PANTS DISAPPEARED. IT WAS JUST SWINGING IN THE AIR AND NO ONE SAID A THING.

I basically became the suit man for some reason and there was these two girls who were arguing about her sleeping with her man, the girl DID but was lying

(idk how I knew this) nd she was just shaking her ass for me to not snitch on her before whispering "f me" nd so we was just getting freaky while they was arguing-

I was in the background going crazy while saying "nah she innocent, she ain't do it"

If I ever get to that age nd end up in a nursing home I'll still want to have fun- old people need booty clapping on their face too, if it was me living my last days I'll want to go out with a bang, my freakiness is me nd I'm pretty sure it won't just dissolve away... nd if strippers are rlly added as a feature in nursing homes I'll want to be the first to volunteer to make sure ur grandma nd grandpa live their best life to the fullest even in the end

(What character do u despise in alphabetical
order)
It can be a few characters if u can't think of any rn ( ◍•ᴗ•◍) is what I'll say if this was actually what I'm here to talk about, what I rlly wanted to say is that my friend's mom caught me accidentally tugging away at my 11incher lady cock and now she's been giving me hungry looks should I smash or nah?

With consent ofc

I'm gathering the courage to throw away my fragile pride to be a bigger/better person growing up and I just want to formally apologize for not scratching my ladyballs in public when the itch had itched enough, that was completely my fault

"I didn't know" u KNEW DAMN WELL IT WASN'T URS AND THIS ISN'T EVEN THE FIRST TIME can't have NOTHING in the refrigerator bro, imagine getting up from a good sleep on the weekend after being at a shit show school and you're craving a salad or a damn breakfast pizza AND ITS NOT THERE