HomosexualTyranny's question page 8 (197)

This is one of the few things I will nvr understand- either don't be in a relationship 1, or 2 find someone who'll change their first name to "relationship" so when u admit that u cheated it'll be "I FVKED THIS RELATIONSHIP BAE IM SRRY!"

I can't take this anymore, tiktok keeps edging me.. just came handsfree without even tugging at my ladycock omg its all in my leggings like cvming in a lonely sock before licking it away afterwards I NEED HER SO BAD BRO THERE'S NO BUTS I'll legit make her mad on purpose just because the outcome is her fisting me and a leaving a forever gap in my asshole I need her to step on my balls till it burst of cvm then use it as a condom for her temu strap on as we go on for days nonstop, no water just cvm, bursted balls and bouncing tiddies on tiddies.. counting sheep's but more like counting without sleep

This is exactly as it says and I do not regret it one bit but as of today, I finally gathered some balls and went for it.. seeing my diary waiting for me at the edge of my bed always riled me up but today was something different, hearing my name come from the corner where my temu freaky toys usually lay "homosexual tranny" I instantly turn my head, nothing was there but something was in that diary- something changed and it wasn't so normal anymore..I did nothing ... The eyes it gave called for me- I did nothing, I tried to look away but then it did something- it transformed to a beautiful black guy with a natural bbI.. there- I felt something .. as dracula had rise from the dead so did i

Degrading strangers online just to get their undergarments wet with creamy substances is not a very nice thing to do and I ask you all nicely to stop, rn I'm in the mall and this isn't a very good look for me... someone's grandma has been giving me weird looks and now I see bodyguards posted up.. i think i might have to run

U either clicked this cause you can't afford to buy a toy or don't want to risk getting in trouble, there's no different reason as to why u clicked this, u just a freaky person. but here I will guide u about how to make a diy fleshlight, all u need is a neckrest pillow a bag and baby oil, now that u have ur ingredients grab that bag and wrap it around the neck rest pillow nicely so it won't go wrong while ure going bat shit crazy, now add just enough baby oil for lube. The experience might depend on what neck pillow ur using but now that uve done this just know that ur morning rooster goes in the center and make sure to bend it so it clamps around ur coc perfectly while u freak it, have fun and it might get a little bit messy

So me and friend of 5yrs was just joking around, making jokes nd pissing each other off like how we usually do but today they was like rlly snappy nd quiet I knew they was thinking about something rlly hard cause they were zoned out the entire day, I thought they was high at first but while we was chilling at our favorite spot at the park they started talking about how we've been friends for a long time and it went from that to him talking about how much compatible we are during super snash bros and how nice it'll be if we were involved romantically, he asked "why are we still just bestfriends" and my dumb ahh responded with "skill issue" we laughed it off but bro is not letting me hit anymore

Any volunteers?

If u freak a zombies brain won't it count as head and will it be justified in that era

So I've thought about this real long... and hard..
I even asked around and it actually does make sense and I now realize that I rlly was onto something.. so the reason why I say this and what I have to back it up is

She fr had a Bible on the side of the bed

Vote homosexual tranny for president

So I noticed how common this is with ppl and that everybody has done this at least once in their lifetime and I'm just helping out people with my educational advices by answering my own questions but there's only 1 correct answer to that question.. "is it normal" yes it's totally normal "are u sure". yeah its chill
"do u usually do this" yeah all the time, I sometimes even have tickle wars with my micro dick friends- but in conclusion the only correct answer is (Yes) this is completely normal and is a huge stress reliever and i suggest you to try it, you can even suggest ur parents to try it on ur runaway father... I bet he'll come running back- even from the dead

(we broke up) but I totally into hair especially bootyhole hairs and usually when I eat ppl out I go straight for that but today was different he wasn't into me like how he would often be, I couldn't put my finger on it but when night came and we were getting freaky he suggested I eat him out, and me being the alpha in this relationship.. I did- but then he suggested me not to stop until he tells me to... Hours go on and I'm still eating his booty hole hair and that was when I realized "something ain't right" I lift my head with a crook insisted in my neck and asked "yo whatca doing man?" he replied "...." he couldn't answer or look me in my eyes and that was when I knew that he was only using me for my booty hole powers, heart broken- tears fill my eyes as I stand from the bed and walk out planning to NVR speak to him again

Sometimes I wish my shit would just fvk me and stop all the teasing

It could be by the trashcan near the entrance, near the edge of a door but if it's there then it's going here- not only am I not fixing the wasting food problem but I'm also upgrading my immune system