HomosexualTyranny's question page 7 (197)

Me and my mirco penis bestfriend was playing around near the couch display at the furniture store and they like legit threw me... sent me flying so hard that my pants flew off but before I could land they violently made their stomach jiggle which sent arousing vibrations causing my missladyman to instantly go rock hard before landing and scoring a goal between the couch cushions, and now the furniture store are trying to sue me.. so should I beat his ass or should I "beat" that ass?
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I need to know

If I cum on a strand of hair, add bleach to it and let it sit for awhile will it turn white permanently as cum is my genes

Whipping urself with a cord is the best thing ever it hurts so good "I want more" is all u think abt- but toothpaste burning ur tongue feels just as good especially when u open ur mouth while it burns so the air can kiss ur tongue

If I take a shot in my hand and it's big enough to get freaky with it, is it masturbating or self fuck?

I put my dick in high heel shoes so it can be longer nd I accidentally came in them it's not even mine- I did it as a joke and I didn't even buy them yet.. i cleaned it out but do u think it'll be noticeable

I know this might sound weird but just hear me out, don't judge me for saying this without knowing me irl and please take me seriously when I say that I need a legit website where I can volunteer as a pet for a dommy mommy Mistress, I prefer a site that will lead to orgasms rather than organs harvested or the no sunlight again diddy treatment, can someone recommend me a guide?
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If someone shot a bullet in me even if it was in my lower leg, I would go through whatever means or bad ending possible just so I can become flexible enough to freak it

This user is against fujo rights, so I denied their online edating proposal, they recently told me some proactive things like to "oil up big daddy" and some other very concerning stuff, I told them no repeatedly but now they keep responding to everything I post with comments that they know will turn me on- in hopes that I'll finally accept their advances, how to tell them to fvk off respectfully?

It's ok everyone thinks about this atleast once in their life, "what if I just whipped my cock out" "am I too sick" you're human. "Is this contagious " maybe but anyways back to the point, u clicked this for a answer to ur life long question but fortunately there's only 2 right answers and yes they were approved by my therapist so trust me on this.
1. It's never ok to think about these things and never act on it, it's pussy thinking and you're a pussy if u don't actually do it, grow big bawls and go hard and start tugging big boy.
2. These thoughts is ur alpha instinct and ur desire to assert dominance, u are a true alpha.

And that's all, give a if u understand and agree with ur big alpha bawls and a thumbs down if u a pssy

I was recommended Skyrim and this person told me to go on loverslab for nsfw mods WITHOUT WARNING ME THAT THERE'LL BE CHICKEN COCKS BUT LITERALLY COCKS FOR CHICKEN ND SHIT AND THERE'S WAYY MORE WORSE STUFF BRO

This might sound unserious due to the forum but im throwing it all out today and I just want to say that I'm currently stuck on the toilet with a huge shit in my ass that won't fvking come out, I've been on here for a good minute... please help

My knees hurt so bad- I want to squeeze my dick between the bones and just go crazy before oozing cvm between my joints