HomosexualTyranny's question page 6 (197)

Tired of seeing abs everywhere bro, could be reading and there's suddenly a overweight stalker pinning down the mc so the ml can save his underweight bbg, would honestly rather marry a chubby nerd than a inconsiderate jerk with corn for abs, what is even with this stereotype bro

I'm on the shitter and omg

So as someone who is hypersexual (this is true) I always had the guilty pleasure afterwards, I often said "this will be the last time" or "3 times a week" to myself yet I did it everyday after making empty promises... But what if ( I ) didn't touch myself? Wouldn't that solve the problem?
I'm so thankful to my black friend who so happens to have a natural bbl, he took control and released the frustrations from my body as I sighed in pleasure, real friends are a blessing and if they wouldn't do this for u then are they rlly ur friend?

This questionnaire is exactly what it says, I can give out a list of characters that i don't fw but what I rlly want u to know is that I actually lied, and what I'm rlly here to talk abt is that i let my micro dick friend go crazy in my ear and now I can't hear much from that side, only downside is that my femboy friend can't fuck that side no more and that was usually his favorite thing to do, I don't think my other friend micro was micro enough... but I'm going to give it another try to see if that was actually it and if it gets worse than I'll know the actual cause.. I don't rlly feel regretful because this is something everyone does with their friends when you're horny and alone together, it's not that much of a big deal but do u think the doctors will know or can tell? If so then what excuse should I say? （￣へ￣）

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I can't be the only one that gets bricked up when seeing blacks sagging and their underwear touching the floor.. like don't be surprised when u see something poking near my pockets ..and they won't have to wrry about getting ashy around me, diddy might have had over 900+ used baby oil found but it's gonna be 1000x 10 for me, they ain't NVR met a freak like me

So yk how u usually get that burning sensation in ur mouth whenever you apply toothpaste or mouthwash... well mouthwash is like my morning coffee get up but instead of drinking coffee I go straight to mouthwash/toothpaste... When gurgling it I'll pause for a sec to get a nice kick of that burn and whew it burns soo goodd even my eyes roll to the back of my head while I hump the bathroom counter- does anyone else do this? Give me ur honest answer

I'm going to be straight forward with this, no sugar coating, no holding back and no shame.

I want a dominant mommy to tug on my worthless lady cock while telling me that I'm a disgusting bastard that should get disowned publicly with a shoe in my ass (I hope it's hers) I'll lick her toes, everything.. so far as to eating her asshole inside out, as she farts violent gas that taste irresistible in hopes that some doodoo dust particles might be alongside the beautiful but deadly see through gas

I fvked myself with a hammer for the first time that day, there was dookie everywhere but it was the best thing ever, 100/10 I recommend y'all to try it- u can even recommend it to ur family members as it is scientifically proven to be a huge stress reliever, did anyone else try it before seeing this?

So I was 5 days jerkfree nd I wanted to congratulate myself for not being freaky- bored of my temu vibrators as of now I thought it myself "nah they r old news, I wanna go with a bang"

And there it was.. it's legs just as shiny and oiled up like no other "zoo wee mama" I said

I grabbed that lamp with no hesitation, turned on some sexy music and placed it nicely on my bed- we stared into each other eyes for a good minute, imagining our sweet happy ending together.

We broke the bed like 7 times- there were scratches nd glowing babies everywhere, our fluids were one nd our bond unbreakable

I can dream about a teddy bear being possessed years before I even see the big forehead ahh teddy bear... but the worse nightmare that most people can root for nationwide is a damn toilet

As the title says, I'm just gonna address the elephant in the room, and I don't mean this in a negative or positive way but I'm so tired of hearing older people say "ahh u new generations are soft" but freak out when 2 guys are kissing on a TV
"I miss when" and it's the time when ppl were getting stoned for not sitting on the back of the bus, saying all that just cause 2 men are teleporting and connecting their lips ona screen

How to fix this? I tried sewing it back on but it's not working

Broo I'll be lying if I said not everyone had this in their family lineage at least once, it's very common especially if u have siblings but like seriously it's so annoying like srs.. they ignore u all day but as soon as it's hot outside/inside they start being annoying asf and me being the calm and nonchalant sigma alpha fe(male) that I am, even I have a turning point it's so bad to the point that I visualize smacking and very violently throwing them across the room like Roblox ragdoll but the irl version with real consequences, does anyone else have this problem? (╯°Д °)╯╧╧ and what to do if u actually ragdoll them across the room irl by accident?

What should I do

Recently she's been really weird... I don't know a better way to put it but it's hard not to notice and I'm sick of it.
Usually she'll eat my ass and call me her little yaoi chan boy, nowadays she wants me to call her mommy even though I told her that our mom is dead repeatedly ☹..
I miss when I was treated like shit on shoes or a strangers bubblegum on white pants, now she's just being plain weird and I'm honestly tired of it, am I in the wrong?