about lmao
So I think we should do like, the Insomniacs or Boobie cult but also PP cult sounds fun AND MILFS 4life I DONT KNOW HELP ME DECIDE AND DONT YOU DARE SAY BUNNY PEOPLE.
Does anyone have tips on how not to be a fucking useless mistake? Very much needed, thanks.
about share no
Im kinda tired and I love you guys gn or gm or good afternoon. Have a good rest of your hours before daytime, or nightime.
about lmao
Hello, it's Useless カス and I got back from a mental hospital. . I already knows no one here cares but this is an explanation as to why I wasn't able to speak to shartpissbaby. If you're reading this, I'm sorry, my therapist told me I had to go. I had no choice and I missed you dearly! Please do not be upset at me. :(
about lmao
We run hand and hand together, knowing the dangers that lurk up ahead. "I love you so, darling." We locked eyes for a split second, tears running down both our faces. I smile gently as I held your hand tighter. "As I, my dear."
We both go our separate ways for a little bit, running from the mob of monstrous creatures. I grab a pistol from my dress pocket and begin shooting off their heads one by one. Blood splatters all over the ground and some went on my face as well as my dress. 'Great, this way my best dress.' I think to myself. I ran for hours, shooting heads and looking for our meeting spot. Once I'd finally found it after hours of searching and shooting heads off.
"Dear? Where are you?" I call, looking for my lover once again. "Right here my love!" I smile, and run to him with open arms. We hugged for a little bit and he gave me a peck on my forehead. "I'm sorry, my love but it's so difficult when we run alone, without each other. I could never get used to it." Said my lover. "I know, but at least we wont have to worry about it anymore." I say while giving him a kiss on his nose. We both smile while walking hand in hand together, soon turning into running hand in hand together.
As we finally reached the top of the building, we both walked slowly, and then stopping. "I wish it didn't have to end this way, my love." "Me too." We gave each other one last kiss, and then let go of each others hands while running to the edge of the roof. "Goodbye, love!" "Bye, dear."
We both go our separate ways for a little bit, running from the mob of monstrous creatures. I grab a pistol from my dress pocket and begin shooting off their heads one by one. Blood splatters all over the ground and some went on my face as well as my dress. 'Great, this way my best dress.' I think to myself. I ran for hours, shooting heads and looking for our meeting spot. Once I'd finally found it after hours of searching and shooting heads off.
"Dear? Where are you?" I call, looking for my lover once again. "Right here my love!" I smile, and run to him with open arms. We hugged for a little bit and he gave me a peck on my forehead. "I'm sorry, my love but it's so difficult when we run alone, without each other. I could never get used to it." Said my lover. "I know, but at least we wont have to worry about it anymore." I say while giving him a kiss on his nose. We both smile while walking hand in hand together, soon turning into running hand in hand together.
As we finally reached the top of the building, we both walked slowly, and then stopping. "I wish it didn't have to end this way, my love." "Me too." We gave each other one last kiss, and then let go of each others hands while running to the edge of the roof. "Goodbye, love!" "Bye, dear."
about be a dumb bitch
Waaay to tired for all this stuff and I low-key kinda wanna cry rn, wish my journal thing will start working again.
And I wish everyone would stop telling me to go to therapy, obviously Im in therapy or some councilling but I really just want to be comforted. :(
And I wish everyone would stop telling me to go to therapy, obviously Im in therapy or some councilling but I really just want to be comforted. :(
about be a dumb bitch
My cat keeps jumping around the room, jumping on my stomach, eating... wood off the door... ??? And overall just being so annoying, can someone please help me with calming her down?
about watch anime
Okay, so I saw someone vent and I wanted to express my emotions, too, so just click off since this isnt important. Why am I so fucking worthless and pathetic why cant I be a good child, fhe obedient child, the child everyone wants??? WHY? IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK FOR? SO WHY DO I HAVE TO BE BORN LIKE THIS?I HATE LIFE SO MUCH I WANT TO DIE BUT IM TOO MUCH OF A COWARD so ill cut my arm instead, but then ill be ugly, and now I cant stop so what do I do? WHY DOES EVERYONE ASK ME WHY I DO IT? I DONT KNOW, OKAY? So please, just give me a hug...
Thats all, okay. I just want a hug, someone to tell me, "It's alright, its not your fault, I love you, you're worth so much to me." Please... I dont want to live like this, I want to be happy, Ibdont want to make everything about me anymore... I want to laugh with everyone else.
But why cant I? I start cutting my hair too, now Im hideous, I just want to be left alone, but I want to cry in someones arms, like I did when I was a child, please, allow me to, I want to feel the warmth, the feeling of safety... not just a stuffed animal. Human warmth... Oh, it feels nice to be able to finally cry in someones arms, be told, "its okay, i love you, its not your fault." Thank you so much, father, this was all I longed for.
Thats all, okay. I just want a hug, someone to tell me, "It's alright, its not your fault, I love you, you're worth so much to me." Please... I dont want to live like this, I want to be happy, Ibdont want to make everything about me anymore... I want to laugh with everyone else.
But why cant I? I start cutting my hair too, now Im hideous, I just want to be left alone, but I want to cry in someones arms, like I did when I was a child, please, allow me to, I want to feel the warmth, the feeling of safety... not just a stuffed animal. Human warmth... Oh, it feels nice to be able to finally cry in someones arms, be told, "its okay, i love you, its not your fault." Thank you so much, father, this was all I longed for.
about lmao
Honestly, Im honored you went out of your way to make a new account just for me , and you probably wont be able to respond since it takes a few days in order to actually interact but im really flustered about this,( P.S, I dont know who you are if that makes you feel any better)
about lmao
As I stood there, near the fountain by the palace. I saw you, beautiful, gleaming hair, shining from the reflection of the moon. Glowing, dewy skin reflecting from the water. I found my heart beating so fast, I thought it would burst. I did not know whom you were, all I knew was... I was entranced. Entraced by your red tinted soft, plump lips. Entraced by your long, delicate lashes.
Your beautiful, long flowy gown, elegantly swaying as you walked across the garden. It was love at first sight. However, I knew it wouldnt last. As I was just a Duke's daughter with no outstanding talents nor beauty. But I held onto the small hope, hope that maybe you would look my way, hope you would think I was enchanting, be entraced by me and fall inlove with me.
As soon as I got the courage, I walked up to the divine being and asked their name. "Oh, dear, my name is Shartpissbaby, Im so sorry I did not notice you, as I was lost in my thoughts." Her voice sounded so soft, so elegant and yet, still so powerful. I did not care whether or not she noticed me, for she had spoken to me and that was all it took for me to confess. "A-Ah, PLEASE MARRY ME!" I yelled in a flustered voice.
As your beautiful, elegant face went from a blank expression to a flustered expression. My heart pounded so hard I felt like I was going to die. "Oh! Well, I-I suppose..." I was over the moon in ecstasy. I felt like I could fly. As I whisked her away into the moon to plan our wedding, the moon once again shone in our hair and rose petals fell from the bushes. I smiled, my heart bursting with joy. Wondering how our future would look. You looked at me and smiled softly, thinking 'Oh well.'
Your beautiful, long flowy gown, elegantly swaying as you walked across the garden. It was love at first sight. However, I knew it wouldnt last. As I was just a Duke's daughter with no outstanding talents nor beauty. But I held onto the small hope, hope that maybe you would look my way, hope you would think I was enchanting, be entraced by me and fall inlove with me.
As soon as I got the courage, I walked up to the divine being and asked their name. "Oh, dear, my name is Shartpissbaby, Im so sorry I did not notice you, as I was lost in my thoughts." Her voice sounded so soft, so elegant and yet, still so powerful. I did not care whether or not she noticed me, for she had spoken to me and that was all it took for me to confess. "A-Ah, PLEASE MARRY ME!" I yelled in a flustered voice.
As your beautiful, elegant face went from a blank expression to a flustered expression. My heart pounded so hard I felt like I was going to die. "Oh! Well, I-I suppose..." I was over the moon in ecstasy. I felt like I could fly. As I whisked her away into the moon to plan our wedding, the moon once again shone in our hair and rose petals fell from the bushes. I smiled, my heart bursting with joy. Wondering how our future would look. You looked at me and smiled softly, thinking 'Oh well.'
about lmao
Dear, shartpissbaby
The poem you wrote broke my heart, as I would never imagine us splitting apart... If we were to, it would possibly be in a nightmare. For I could never let you go and I hope the same goes to you. I have fallen for you so hard the mere though of you gives me butterflies. As I still cannot believe I am engaged to you, do know that I will NEVER leave you, and I love you always, my fair maiden.
Forever yours,
Useless カス
The poem you wrote broke my heart, as I would never imagine us splitting apart... If we were to, it would possibly be in a nightmare. For I could never let you go and I hope the same goes to you. I have fallen for you so hard the mere though of you gives me butterflies. As I still cannot believe I am engaged to you, do know that I will NEVER leave you, and I love you always, my fair maiden.
Forever yours,
Useless カス
about being a fucking edgelord
Stop posting things about you masturbating or having sex with your dad and whatever. I'm TIRED of your BULLSHIT I said it before so just stfu you horny ass teens. Damn, everywhere I go I'm flooded with 'having sex with ___' or 'masturbating with __' GODDAMN YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING IRRITATING LIKE KEEP THAT SHIT TO YOURSELF NO ONE CARES THAT YOU MASTURBATE OR HAD SEX/WANT TO AHVE SEX WITH SOMEONE LIKE CHILL TF OUT FOR A SECOND. Geez.
about go mad or crazy
"You are to have your head cut off and fed to the wolves!" I stand there, confused for a second. Trying to make out what had just happened.
"But, Your Highness, I love you! I devoted myself to Your Highness and tried to prove I was worthy to be Your Highness's mistress... so why must this happen to me?" My voice was a little shaky and I was confused as to why I had to leave my family and my home.
"You're already aware and my 'soon to be new fiancée' can prove it."
His expression was icy cold and filled with disgust. A small figure with beautiful features walked beside His Highness. "Yes, Miss Veronica has been bullying me with verbal and physical actions. She has even gone as far as trying to murder me! Luckily, his highness was able to interfere before it got out of hand." As she was speaking, her expression turned sad and a tear fell from her face.
"It truly is a shame, as I thought we could've been friends... but I cannot allow her deeds to go unpunished! As she might do the same wicked things she had done to me." His Highness placed his hand on her shoulder and tried to comfort her. "Your highness, I did no such thing! Please trust me!" I was desperately trying to convince him but it was no good.
"Enough. Guards. Take her out of this palace and to the guillotine." As I was dragged by the arms I tried to explain I didn't do anything, that I was being falsely accused. As I looked at the girl once more, I noticed she was smiling and her expression had turned into that of a villainess. It all clicked. She had tried to frame me and make his highness believe I was the villainess.
I stop struggling and accepted my fate. Tears fell down my face and my heart hurt. I felt so betrayed...
"But, Your Highness, I love you! I devoted myself to Your Highness and tried to prove I was worthy to be Your Highness's mistress... so why must this happen to me?" My voice was a little shaky and I was confused as to why I had to leave my family and my home.
"You're already aware and my 'soon to be new fiancée' can prove it."
His expression was icy cold and filled with disgust. A small figure with beautiful features walked beside His Highness. "Yes, Miss Veronica has been bullying me with verbal and physical actions. She has even gone as far as trying to murder me! Luckily, his highness was able to interfere before it got out of hand." As she was speaking, her expression turned sad and a tear fell from her face.
"It truly is a shame, as I thought we could've been friends... but I cannot allow her deeds to go unpunished! As she might do the same wicked things she had done to me." His Highness placed his hand on her shoulder and tried to comfort her. "Your highness, I did no such thing! Please trust me!" I was desperately trying to convince him but it was no good.
"Enough. Guards. Take her out of this palace and to the guillotine." As I was dragged by the arms I tried to explain I didn't do anything, that I was being falsely accused. As I looked at the girl once more, I noticed she was smiling and her expression had turned into that of a villainess. It all clicked. She had tried to frame me and make his highness believe I was the villainess.
I stop struggling and accepted my fate. Tears fell down my face and my heart hurt. I felt so betrayed...
about friends
You guys seemed to like the last one, so I made another! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfAlCOPBnKNSJeh0uCwPUhW3fzLDIyt_kZs7cYXcOuG0K8PAA/viewform
about lmao
Im tired of this sites shitty "drama" that is filling the forums. Can we just stfu for a SECOND? Goddamn you guys are annoying. Anyways Im going to bed. Goodnight shartpissbaby
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I have decided to rename the cult POOBIE a mix of boob and pp, that way we do not start a war against anyone and everyone is satisfied. In order to join, put (POOBIE CULT) in your bio or user, we are accepting currently!
about lmao
Hey yall Im worn out so I wont write anything tonight, spent the day crying cause depression and I hate life lmao bye ☹
about lmao
Hey, so while I was cutting myself, i felt hungry so I got a carrot and after I finished the carrot I wanted some cereal so I got up and ate cereal but I have to take a pill in the morning and Im not allowed to eat for 30 minutes. So now I feel content with knowing I wont be super hungry thats all, bye.
about lmao
Theres too much negativity and drama going on, so here, you can vent out your feelings, curse at me, call me a fucking idiot or loser. Whatever makes you feel better, Im here to listen to you and I wont judge for WHATEVER your thoughts are. If you dont have any pent up anger, then list all the positives that happened then the negatives. Ill list mine later. Drink water, and go bathroom. Here is a place to relax.
about scared of
Please dont do this, I dont want to do it anymore please stop. Why did you do it, why did you ruin me, YOU RUINED ME YOU BASTARD KILL YOURSELF I HATE UOU YOU RUINED ME YOU MADE ME DIRTY andbits all my fault... its all my fault its all, my, *sniff* fault... I wish someone loved me, I wish someone told me they loved me, hugged me when I was sad, and be with me always. Sadly, life doesnt work that way, not for a crybaby and useless child like me. Why did you do it, I was so young too... I WAS SO YOUNG WHY, WHY GOD WHY ME WHY AM I SO MISERABLE I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY PLEASE... PLEASE JUST END ME, WHY CANT I CHOKE MYSELF AM I TOO MUCH OF A COWARD? I dont want to live anymore, it was fun while it lasted but please stop, let me be at peace Im done, dont make me suffer anymore, please... please. I hate you. I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU SO MUCH IT WAS YOU YIU DID THIS TO ME I HATE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE JUST STOP IT STOP WHISPERING TO ME STOP IT GET OUT OF MY HEAD urgh, I dont want to do this anymore...