☾ ㊰ Nyctophile ㊰ ☽'s question (13)

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Is cereal soup?

do you all creat horny scenarios in your head before sleeping or am i the only one?

Idk why, but I would say monkeys?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why tho?