about touched grass
queer, the big bad booty bitch
spittin facts like its her hobby
letting truth prevail and idiots fail
with her sword of satirical justice
a chaotic sprite, a brutal force
of randomness and spite
she'll fucking roast you alive and well
just because its in her power
wonder of innovation, our queer is
with her sock puppet erotica
creator of dreams, destroyer of lies
and writer of the century
give her a topic, she'll write a storm
of paragraphs and knowledge
even though she knows literally no one reads that much
she still does it, which i do not understand
why the fuck is she writing all these odes
i honestly cannot say
but i will jump upon this trend
to congratulate her today.
spittin facts like its her hobby
letting truth prevail and idiots fail
with her sword of satirical justice
a chaotic sprite, a brutal force
of randomness and spite
she'll fucking roast you alive and well
just because its in her power
wonder of innovation, our queer is
with her sock puppet erotica
creator of dreams, destroyer of lies
and writer of the century
give her a topic, she'll write a storm
of paragraphs and knowledge
even though she knows literally no one reads that much
she still does it, which i do not understand
why the fuck is she writing all these odes
i honestly cannot say
but i will jump upon this trend
to congratulate her today.