Kuma-chan ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ's answer (20)

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You want one?   reply
15 02,2021
There was a rumor at my high school that if a guy drank enough Mountain Dew, his sperm count would drop to zero. Let's just say, my backwoods school ended up with a high pregnancy rate. They had to add the rumor to the sex education curriculum.   reply
13 02,2021
I have a crush on my straight friend. I told him. He felt bad for me so he sent me his nude pics and was like "I'm not going to have sex with you but help yourself to these". BEST FRIEND AWARD WINNER.   5 reply
11 04,2021
I was masturbating under my sheets once and my cat was in the room, I was watching porn not paying attention and next thing I feel is claws being dug into my dick, she thought I was playing a game because the sheet kept bouncing, couldn’t masturbate for a week.   1 reply
15 02,2021
Lmao, you guys are so serious. It's a dark joke. Ofc it's not mine. Y'know sharing is caring.   1 reply
15 02,2021
I don't know how to feel 'bout this   reply
15 02,2021
You've really gotta hand it to short people... Because they usually can't reach it anyway.   reply
16 02,2021
Don't mess with her.   reply
19 02,2021
about question
I don't personally like Hisoka but threatened? When? Where? I don't think he threatened.   2 reply
15 02,2021
For those who didn't get it: You know when you're fucking, unless you're a vigin, and when they're feeling good your partner shouts "Ah~ Oh my god~ Ngh~ I'm comingg~". But this time your partner shouts "I'm an atheist~". Get it?   reply
16 02,2021
about question
Someone's decision was the reason why another person didn't become the next vegan teacher. Were you trying to say this?   reply
16 02,2021
Cute cats fighting Twins   reply
14 02,2021
Yes daddy   reply
14 02,2021
This is actually a true story. I just made some tiny changes so I could tell the story https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/my-husband-affair-mum-death-22770002   1 reply
15 02,2021
Wanna be my date?   reply
14 02,2021