about be a dumb bitch
A five year old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad. That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and, holding his penis in one hand, said, "Son, this is a penis. In fact, if you take a closer look you will notice that this is a perfect penis." The next day the boy saw his friend at recess and called him behind a hedge. The boy exposed himself and whispered, "This is a penis. In fact if it were three inches shorter it would be a perfect penis".
about be a dumb bitch
Not only are his closest friends nuts, but his backdoor neighbor’s also an asshole. And if that weren’t enough, he regularly takes a beating.
about be a dumb bitch
One day a rumour went round that there were vampires in our school. Supposedly a couple of kids were known to bite each other on the neck, and a bite went wrong and hit a carotid artery (never verified). The police showed up for something completely unrelated but it added to the drama. The whole school went nuts, and by lunch time, posters of garlic and the cross were posted throughout the hallway. The next day kids were kept home by their parents!
about unpopular opinion
People only like characters for their looks, and not for who they are and what their character has let up to. If Mineta (BNHA) was hot, y'all wouldn't even mind that he's a fuckin perv.
about be a dumb bitch
...guy?
I saw this question and I'm reading it for the 10th time and I still don't get it
I saw this question and I'm reading it for the 10th time and I still don't get it
about be a dumb bitch
One time In college I had a pretty crazy night of drinking with pals. After turning up back at my place empty handed I decided I should fap out the aggression. One of my roommates (there were 3 of us in 1 room) came back with his girlfriend to discover me in the bottom bunk, porn still playing on the laptop, passed out dick in hand. What did she do? SHE TOOK A FUCKING PIC AND POSTED IT TO FACEBOOK! I'm FB friends with my entire family.
about be a dumb bitch
Woke up early on my 19th birthday and decided to pass the time with my favorite dildo. I’m under the covers, enjoying myself, when my mother busts through my bedroom door to sing me happy birthday. I moved my hands away from my genitals and just laid there while my mom sang. The lower half of my body was covered so she didn’t realize I still had the toy inside me. The whole time I’m thinking to myself, “please leave".