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I love pooping. For one, why would my name on mangago be poo if I didn’t love it?? When you wake up in the morning, you can start by pooping. It’s like a clean start to the day. It relieves my anxiety because I am shitting it all out. The poo can be different each day as well, and is an unexpected surprise each time. It is such a blessing in my morning routine.

So I was on Omegle and I somehow wrote a wattpad with a stranger. Any talented writers out there, use this idea.

Picture this:

We start out with the main character, not knowing who he is or where he is. We soon find out he had hopped on a freight train, traveling across Europe to Russia. Why you may ask? You find out later.
As the story progresses, he continues to hop on freights, almost getting caught by the security multiple times. We then get to see a glimpse of why he is there. He is running from a group of superior people for reasons unknown(for now) and he just got dumped my Johnny. He and Johnny would gamble in a famous casino downtown, with a couple other buddies. A couple weeks back, he and Johnny had an affair and started dating. But, plot twist, he finds out Johnny is straight and was using the main character(Matt) for again reasons unknown. The story then goes into depth of suspicious actions Johnny had taken, such as spiking Matt’s drink the night they hooked up. Then we are back to the present, and we spend some time with Matt as he finds new friends in other towns as they adventure together. We get some wholesome moments with his new best friend, Tommy. But, we find out that Johnny and tommy were apart of the superior group, plotting against Matt. The reason is that Matt’s parents had screwed Tommy’s parents over, causing they’re whole pyramid scheme to fall over. The parents came up with a plan to torture Matt and his family by taking Matt and tormenting him, and luring the parents in to torture them too. They asked Tommy to help avenge them,and being neglected by his parents most of his life, agreed. Johnny was just in it for the money, but unfortunately Tommy has fallen for Matt. He was supposed to take Matt when they first met, but didn’t. Then we have an emotional sing where Matt and Tommy hug eachother one last time, not knowing what to do. They end up changing they’re identities, running away to America after many complications. The end. Of course they’re are gaps in this story, but it’s just an outline

As i scrolled through the comments i realized my post was pretty rude. Although I posted it entirely as a joke, im so sorry if i offended anyone or if it came off in a very rude way. Adios amigos

I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS FROM MNAGAGO BUT YALL NEED TO CHILL OUT. YALL REALLY THIRSTING OVER MY UNCLE. AND TO THE PEOPLE WHO LIKED THE PHOTO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

My first memory is being held up by my mother and then barfing all over her boobies, what a great first memory

one of mine was when i accidentally flashed everyone in gym class bc i was wearing a skirt. Long story short i never wore one after that

This shoutout goes to the guy who stripped in class in third grade and danced for us on top of the desks. Although u got sent to the principal and cried infront of her, that was amazing. Great times man, a little traumatized, but it was pretty cool. Hope your doin good my boy Grayson

It was 5th grade, reading time. I could feel it churning in my stomach. The feeling bubbled up, getting bigger and bigger. I knew it was almost time. The ice cream and the cup of milk i had that morning was not helping in this situation, and i needed a plan, quick. I came up with a great idea. When i sit down on that fat pillow next to the books, i would spread my booty cheeks just a bit to silence the fart (im a professional.) Next, i would let the pillow soak up all the smell, if there was any. It was prefect, but now i had to execute it. I took my book, and marched to the reading corner. But, everything went horribly wrong. When my butt started to fall on the cushion, the fart had already came out, for it had reached its limit. I could feel the tingling sensation as it escaped my butthole. The fart was long and loud, like a nuclear bomb explosion. It echoed off the walls, and bounced right back to me. I sat in horror, for my plan was down the drain. The fart that was supposed to be silent was crisp and wafted through the air. Everyone stared at me.... and i blamed it on my book when i had closed it.

I would personally recommend crying, watching Shiey on YouTube. He train hops and explores new places, it’s pretty cool to watch. Maybe listen to some jazz music and draw, or make origami. Or pick your boogers and collect it until you can have booger play doh

I don’t know if it’s just me but they be freaky af. Have you seen the gacha videos they watch?? I’ve seen titles like “I gave birth to my step-bros child” and “my dirty alpha.” I cannot count the amount of barbies naked because they take off their clothes. They also have pregnancy games for fun. Teenagers might be horny, but these mf will forever be the most horny out of all of us.

Whatever higher power there is in this life is a bitch. I SWEAR EVERYTIME I LOSE SOMETHING IT IS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND, BUT AS SOON AS I GIVE UP OR STOP CARING ITS RIGHT INFRONT OF ME IN OBVIOUS SPOTS. does god have nothing else to do except shave 10 years off my life trying to find a library that’s due the next day?? SO THIS IS MY SCREW YOU TO GOD. HERES A HACK, WHEN YOU LOSE WHATEVER JUST STOP CARING. Get in his head. HE’LL THEN GET MESSED UP AND GUVE U THE THJNG BACK. I LOST MY AIRPOD A COUPLE DAYS AGO AND STOPPED CARING, FOUND IT ON MY DESK. EAZY PEAZY.

Do you guys play with your pube hair when it gets too long?? I saw a tiktok about it and now I’ve been wondering all day.

The list goes on man. Blurred lines, wasnt me by shaggy, ain’t no fun by snoop dog, pumped up kicks. I USED TO SING THESE AS A KID BUT NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE LYRICS

I just realized now how little i cared about anything when i was a kid. I left my parents in the parking lot and went to class by myself, and i stole toys on the playground if they had left it there. I slept past nap time even though they would try to wake me up, and i would always get in trouble for going places i wasn't supposed to. We also had to bring in toys every week that started with a certain letter, but i didn't even care about that and brought in toys i liked. I was also so brutally honest it scares me, i had a lot of angst for a 5 year old man. I also saw two kids kiss and i tattle tailed on them, i was so evil.

So I have been wondering something for a while. Is it okay to date a friends ex??? I’m sure some may react differently, but I think it’s okay and not at the same time. For one, it’s okay to like someone, but to date that person, your friend might be hurt. Tell me your thoughts

I’ve been sitting on the toilet for a good 30 minutes and I keep on peeing a lot then waiting a couple minutes and having to pee again. Anyways what ur opinion on Disney adults and stuff, hello Curtis town if you are there. I also found a really effective way to piss of horny men in Omegle, say your female and then half way through the conversation say “can I confess something?” and then either say ur a lesbian or say ur a guy with a massive shlong. It’s really fun, you should try it.

MY GOD IM ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF I MADE A NEW FRIEND AND ACCIDENTALLY SENT HIM A VIDEO I MEANT TO SEND TO ANOTHER FRIEND SAYING “I know it’s late.... but how ya doin???” AS A JOKE BC IT WAS THE GUY FROM ANDY MACK AND ONCE I REALIZED I SENT IT TO THE WRONG PERSON MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY AND MOVED TO PLUTO. I WAS LITERALLY SHITTING MY PANTS SO HARD IT CAUSED AN EXPLOSION. SOMEONE COME KILL ME PLEASE HE LEFT ME ON READ AND HASNT REPSPONDED. I DONT DESERVE PHONE PRIVILEGES AT THIS POINT

This is my BL enemies to lovers of the school fight I witnessed

Jake and Connor never got along. Something about the other person really ticked them off. Ever since they met, they hadn’t got along, no matter how hard they tried.

Connor was loud and out going, and Jake thought he had an annoyingly big ego. Jake was more reserved, but had a big mouth and was brutally honest. Over the next 5 months, tension grew between the two, with conflict rising.

One day Jake started trash talking the shit out of Connor, telling all his friends about how annoying he was. But, little did he know Connor was coming up behind him, pissed off and mad.

In a split second Connor grabbed Jake’s hair, yanking him back and making him stumble. Jake was quick to react and turned around to grab Connor’s hair. As they yanked each other’s hair, they spun around the hallway, people steering clear and getting out of the way. But as they spun, they looked into each other’s eyes for the first time. They both finally noticed that their arms were intertwined as twirled and twisted across the hallway.

As there gazes were locked, Connor lost his footing and tripped. He started to fall down. But the grip on Jakes hair was tight, and they fell on top of each other. As they breathed heavily, they locked gazes again. For the first time, Connor was flustered and taken aback. Before they could get up, the teachers pulled them apart. For the first time, both thought the other maybe wasn’t so bad....

Be honest