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I JUST GOT SENT A UNWANTED PP PIC, SEND MEMES QUICKLY FOR CUTTING OFF PP’S OR WHATEVER YOU WANT

I CALL UPON UR GREAT ADVICE IN MY TIME IN NEED. MY FRIEND SAID HOW MUCH SHE HATED THIS ONE GIRL HANNAH BUT NOW IS HANGING OUT WITH HER AND IGNORING OUR TEXTS??? WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO

THIS SHOUTOUT GOES OUT TO THE ONE AND ONLY FRED. I ABSSOULETLYYY LOVEEDD IT WHEN U TOLD PEOPLE IN YOUR CLASS THAT I WAS SEXIST BC I DIDNT LIKE YOU IN 4TH GRADE. I LIVES HOW U WOULD LITERALLY LICK MY HAND AND TALKED ABOUT DOIN NASTY THJNGS WIHT ME, MADE ME FEEL REAAAALLLY COMFY. ALSO HOW U CONTINUED TO MAKE FUN OF ME IN 5TH GRADE, AND TRIED TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME ONCE U MOVED AWAY. I REALLY LOVED THAT EXPERIENCE

Your out at recess, and your talking with your friends. You reach your hand into your pocket, and find a 20 dollar bill. All your friends gasp, and you feel super hot and rich. You start showing it off to people, creating a big group around you. Suddenly, people start trying to grab it, and you find it hilarious. You start kinda running around, waving it around, saying that no one can get the dollar. But everyone takes it as a challenge. At once the whole group starts sprinting after you, trying to get the 20 bucks. You start laughing hysterically, running as far away as you can. But, your losing breath. Now instead of sprinting, your slowing down, and instead of laughing, your crying. You then curl up into a ball butt cheeks clenched and snot running down your face. You scream “GO AWAY” and everyone awkwardly walk away while you cry in the dirt. But instead of being embarrassed, you start laughing because no one got your 20 dollar bill.

IM THINKING ABOUT THE TIME I BOUGHT 200 DOLLARS OF LPS OFF OF EBAY IN 2ND GRADE WITHOUT MY PARENTS KNWOING AND THEN THEM FINDING OUT AND ME GETTIN AN ASS WHOOPIN

IM THINKIN ABOUT THE TIME I SHARTED MY PANTS AND WAS SO EMBARRASED I HID IT UNDER MY BED FOR 4 MONTHS BC I THOUGHT I WOULD GET IN TROUBLE IF MY MOTHER FOUND OUT

IM THINK ABOUT THE TIME I LAUGHED, SNEEZED, SOBBED, SPIT OUT MY WATER WHILE SNOT SHOT OUT OF MY NOSE AT THE SAME TIME BC OF "RALPH BREAKS HE INTERNET"

IM THINKIN ABOUT THE TIME IWAS UNMUTED ON ZOOM WHEN I WAS CUSSIN OUT MY TEACHEr

your turn

To be rich, duh. Who says money cant buy happiness, cause it sure can.

everyday i come on here there is some new drama. Yesterday it was Fruity Loops and now a homophobic 12 year old. Any guesses for tommorow? Maybe it'll be some catholic mom praying to the lord to wash away our sins, who knows at this point.

Has anyone had a s@x or naked dream with someone you don’t wanna have that kind of dream with?? It happened last night, and I kid you not I started balling. I don’t ever think I’ll be able to make eye contact with that person ever again.

The day had finally arrived for them to face each other. People at school were whispering as they saw Connor walk in through the front entrance. He tried to walk casually and pretend nothing happened, but it was obvious no one would forget the incident anytime soon.

Jake had saw Connor walking into the school building that morning. Jake could tell how nervous he was, and it seemed as though he was stiffly making his way through the doors of the entrance. He decided it was best if he went in through the back. Besides, it would be awkward to face him right now. He was still thinking about what had happened in the hallway, and seeing Connors face made him feel anxious and flustered.

But, they would be going into 1st period soon, the class they share together. It seemed as though it was the only thing the school was talking about. The fight had been infront of many people, and lasted a good 5 minutes.

As 1st period got closer and closer, the more and more people whispered. It was bound it happen anyways, especially since Connor had a black eye. Jake knew he had given him that, but he felt awful just looking at it.

The bell had finally rung, and it was time. Connor and Jake stood by the first period door, locking eyes once again. Before Jake could say anything, Connor rushed into the classroom, and sat firmly down in his seat. Jake had never felt worse in his life.

He wanted to apologize soon, but he didn’t want to do it infront of all these people. As Jake made his way to his seat, he made the plan to talk to Connor after class.

Also I won’t be posting part 4 until later tonight or in the morning (๑•ㅂ•)و✧ This is also partially a real and fake story. The fight was real, but the enemies to lover trope was not, this is all for funzies

Lice. Why do they even exist?

when i was in pre k i was a pretty weird kid man. During naptime i would take off my sock and out in on my hand and then go to sleep. When it was time to wake up, I never did and basically slept until my parents got me.

Have your friends ever found your family members hot??I’m sitting here buttcheeks clenched and shaking profusely. My friends think my uncle was hot. That ruined my day

Why? Just why. In all my years no one had explained it and i wonder to this day why its supposed to make a girl like you.

SHE GONE GUYS, I FEEL SO REFRESHED

I haven’t kms is bc they will go through my phone and I will never be able to find out what happens at the end of comics or series

ayo shout out to that one kid in 1st grade that was my dog. Pretty weird experience now that I think about it, but you were a little freaky bro. You would make me pet ur head and u would follow me on all fours. You also barked and would fetch things for me. Just so i can get this off my chest, I would push ur bangs up not because u were cute, but because u had a big ass forehead. Good for you if you became a furry. You did try to kiss me once, but I'll let that slide. And if you ever see this, im sorry for exposing you.

Sleep, eat, read

My waiter had a boner, that was what ruined my day

My sister said the back of my head was flat

Just remembered this SHOUTOUT TO MY BOY JASON, HE TRANFERED FROM KOREA IN 5TH AND WE BECAME BFF’S WHILE TEACHING HIM ENGLISH. AT THE END OF THE YEAR I FOUND OUT HE LIKED ME AND HE WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHJNG BUT DIDNT. I HOPE U HAVE A GOOD LIFE JASON.

Oh also that reminded me OF MY BOY PATRICK WHO SAID HE WAS GONNA PULL DOWN GURLS BATHING SUITS DURING THE POOL PARTTY AND ALMOST HAD IT CANCELED. (Ps I never liked you please stay away)