brookelolz's answer (17)

i would be absolutely dead. D E D. i would be murdered and murdered again for that matter. my parents are so strict and until like 2 years ago they had an app that could tell them if i went on any 18+ sites or whatever oh my god it was terrible. so yeah to make a long story fucking short i would either be killed or disowned hahahshhd.   1 reply

"and you look like a meatball but you don't hear me complaining all the time." (meatball can be replaced by any obscure insult) another go to is "you look like you smell like hot dog water" just think of the weirdest thing you can possibly say and boom make it mean.   1 reply

hearing the muffled voices of my parents talking downstairs   reply

boba   reply