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I almost offed myself once because I convinced myself this reality was fake, and I thought doing it would let me go through a really big colorful door into another world with a lot of cool friends who would play with me forever

Should I talk to a doctor or no? Personally I don’t think so

You guys ever have an art project that’s going a little TOO well and it’s lowkey making you scared because you don’t know what the heck you’re doing and you expected to fail step 1
Show me your stuff if you want or don’t I’m not a cop


Mines the uhh blue fish pot one in the answers btw

Imagine a stranger walks up to you, and you wish to make them as uncomfortable as possible with a high shock value lore drop so they leave.

What do you tell them?

“Being a woman is being a warrior, being a woman is persevering against oppression”
Well sometimes being a woman is stuffing your bra with ice packs because your boobs are sore

I was filling out some paperwork for my counselor’s other practice bc insurance, and I noticed that in this one’s “about me” it mentioned a stint in Hollywood
Obvi I asked about it and apparently he worked on Spider-Man: into the spider-verse, the Lego movie, two hotel Transylvanias, and a bunch of other noteworthy others I don’t remember. As well as some live-action, but I also don’t remember

I’ve been seeing this man for months, how come it never came up I hate modest ppl man

The following lyrics are from songs written by a Harvard professor in the 50s and 60s.

“ Por…
Nographic pictures I adore,
Indecent magazines galore,
I like them more
If they're hardcore.”

“ Take your cigarette from its holder
And burn your initials in my shoulder
Fracture my spine
And swear that you're mine
As we dance to the Maso-chism Tango”

“ My heart entreats
Just hear those savage beats
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me!”

“ Novels that pander
To my taste for candor
Give me a pleasure sublime
Let's face it, I love slime!”

“ We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment
Except for the few we take home to experiment
My pulse will be quickenin' with each drop of strych'nine
We feed to a pigeon
(It just takes a smidgin!)
To poison a pigeon in the park!”

This man would be my celebrity crush if he wasn’t currently 96 years old

Do you think Tesla’s stocks would become higher or lower if Elongated Muskrat stopped doing fent?

kids these days. They’re so busy inventin’ new pro-nouns and eating aborted babies they’ve forgotten the way of the Lord.

When I was a young’un, we didn’t do no “hook-up’s” or nothin like the hell-bound queers these days. We’d go behind the barn on Sunday and bend over our brother (in Christ of course.) We still ain’t no sodomites though, of course we always kept it to a chaste blowie or thigh-fuck. “If it ain’t goin in the hole, heaven is still the goal,” can I get an amen??

Share your favorite manga (or a few), and a brief, no spoilers description of why you think it’s good. Act like you’re trying to sell me something. No manwha allowed!! Sorry k-boppers, this isn’t your time to shine. One shots and such are also acceptable, it doesn’t have to be a whole long series.

BONUS: If you want me to rate them, give the numbers of a couple chapters you think are the bestest/most convincing, and I’ll read them.

My cat just tickled my left asscheek. I don’t really know how to feel about it. Just kinda disturbed, I think.

I found out I probably have a chronic illness and my big sister sat me down and told me if I end up becoming infertile because of it, she would be glad to be a surrogate if I ever wanted kids.
That’s so sweet, but it’s crazy how she’s simultaneously willing to carry my child for nine months and won’t even go downstairs to get me a glass of water