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i fucking hate it i saw a yaoi where they used shampoo as lube bro triggered my trauma i tried fingering myself with hand wash once i backed out before i could reach my prostate bruh not to mention my long hair got stuck in my asshole once pulling it out fucking traumatized me that liquid/lotion feel and hair brushing my hole inside NO i cant even stand the thought of some dense, acidic intense shampoo up my ass urgh i respect bottoms sm

Between two ppl of the same gender and homosexuality is very fragile

#protipsforpedos
Thank me later!
Dedicated to pedo fellas~(I take no hate)

The desktop version is so annoying, I don’t see any options to change help

For butt-fuck’s sake, I’m not a bottom. I fucking feel like a sick person my stomach starts churning my ass starts bursting of shit when I think of tops like Jaekyung, Tsar, Ahjuicy, Maththew, that juice daddy from On or Off and gay slayers. And I’m telling you, I FUCKING HATE REVERSE FUCKING AKA SHITTING THAT SHIT TRIGGERING ASF I’M NEVER BOTTOMING. EVER! But fapping today while shitting I ejaculated at the same time as I let out a fat shit! ON TOP OF THAT a few days ago this morning got a real slutty boner(my fav boners of all time) but decided to first empty my bowel than jerk off. BUT MY BONER WAS GONE BY THE TIME I SHAT NO I CAME WHILST SHITTIN IM SO TAKING THIS PERSONALLY GIMME MY TOP EMPOWERMENT BONER BACKKKK(ISTG I hate getting butt fucked+reverse fucking)

I wrote magpie robin as robin hood on fifth grade
My calculation of the mass of a car came 0.2kg spent 10 minutes pondering why then realized it was a toy car
140+2=137

im underweight because all the fat in my body goes to my deadass chin. i dont think it's because of my diet and i've been working on some exercises i looked up but they're all fruitless. any suggestions anyone??

I died at the ripe age of 20 from attempting to take a photo with a bear. I was transmigrated as a fetus to Elon Musk's womb. I had to push my whole goddamn being out from Musk's dragontight hole istg I almost choked to death before I could even be born when my head came out of his hole, it felt as if his squeezing shutting asshole would chop my head offEvery fiber of my being was being crushed from every corner, it felt like I was in a hamster's urethra instead Elon's body. I don't believe a human anus to be this narrow and small! Just thinking of it again makes me shudderDon't get me wrong, I love tight holes virgins but it was too much even for my body. Elon Musk won't be able to pay for it even if he lets me fuck his ass till I'm satisfied. He cries everynight saying "How much more...? For how long more? Too big..." Like dude you almost squeezed me to death mama and you're now complaining you can't squeeze around my cock anymore?! YGBKM!
I'd like to make friends with likewise people. I might have been given a second chance in life but I'm lonely being the only transmigrated person to myself. Dm me!

What do you guys think? I got a new iPad I don’t wanna risk anything on it so can I get some advice? Like do you use adblocker or smtg, I don’t use those stuff on my phone but if I should for the better pls let me know

HAVENT HAD ANY JUICY GOSSIP THIS YEAR OW PUHLEEZ DROP SOME HOT GOSSIP PLS ANYTHING JUICY CRAZY PLS SNITCH PLS PLS PRETTY PLS
i'll also drop some in the answers pls fill me in!!!!

My school folks. I spread nudes of my friend’s blonde ex in my school told em it was of another friend tho. Her chin and long hair was showing too peeps all bought it like the start of my friend’s dick appointments of life but she wasn’t even blondeI swear my school’s a bunch of morons

Y'know how some seriel killer kills just long haired bitches or rude bitches a certain group of people of their choice? What would be your choice? (or what is your choice if you are one?)
I'd kill parents no cap

Let’s call ma wet bro X & other bro Y. So yo my Y Bro told me our X Bro dreamt of me then X bro traumatized for 2 days. I lmao-ed it off like “did bro have a wet dream of me or smtg lmaooo” ma bro wa like “YEAH BRO HOW’D YA KNOW BRO ALREADY FUCKED YA” I mean bro??? Fr man??? X bro seems to have dreamt of me wet after I told em I wanted X’s big daddy dick in my asspussy(I’m top fyi). Bro even gave me a reply at an event(as a joke): https://www.mangago.me/home/photo/31118446/ YO WHAT DO I KYAA HOMIE DIDNT EVEN SAY NO HOMO FIRST KYAAAA

The brother masturbation post reminded me, like how th do girls do with bidet showers? I mean, HOW? ISTG that one goddamn bidet fucking mf's fwop thwop faster than the blood cock dude from Dawn of The Dragon booh. Trust me, my trip to Malaysia had my asshole RIPPED with how brutal that shit was. I didn't even spray IN MY ASS I simply had it sprayyy on anus skin and here I am. I couldn't even spread my ass for a week with how torn my crack was. The slightest touch of water with my anus would send shivers down my spine. Per a woman's suggestion later, I tried hand shower too but it was like a newborn XY chromosome, a dissappointment. Was the shower's volume the problem? Or am I supposed have shoved it the spray up my squelching bussy then spray inside? But I thought water-kun was uke tho...(and hand showers have too much girth)

The sight of a hard dick is a profoundly common phenomenon to me, as 24/7, I read yaoi, watch animated gay porn, fantasize myself gay sex to sleep, dream of gay sex et cetera. I totally forgor not being hard, not being naked, not having gay sex in public is the norm, till my friend pointed out a bulging dude in the subway, they said “Look, they harrrd!! Shameful!!!” I was “So???” Then my friend reminded me of the teachings of shame and all. Now I also realized why I get looks walking in the street, I thought maybe it was because I was giggling (fantasizing gay sex) while walking but I always wear masks, so how? Now I know! Cause I was hard!!! Shameful!!!

Pissing's a HUNDRED times better than cumming I'm bussing you REAL. When I piss I swear all sorts of porn in the universe is happening to me. The piss and porn gets to my head like my weed. Piss itself is 100 self-sex process I ain't taking no break just yo leak. Piss is all master chefs kiss I'm talking FACTS 1000000000000000000.

This girl 'friend' of ours(im forced to remain) is a damn homophobe. When that chick's around my homies and I talking gay stuff she's quiet but the next second a homophobic person comes by bitch be like "yeaaa they make me uncomfy i dont like seeing gay ppl"

i wanna give her an are you gay quiz where she'd end up having the result 'you are gay, this is are u gay quiz what do you expect'
but i kinda lost the quiz anybody has it or smtg like that? i must tease that bitch help
(most quizes dont work so i need THAT shit)