ur stepmom's question (6)

my sister is crying because she told her whole life story to an asshole.
to my people who overthink, it's okay to share things with the wrong people. you change, people change. Stories don't always remain the same. humans depend on others for affection, and in desperation, we sometimes hang on to the wrong people. It's fine. you just have to realize it. At ANY point.

my sanity

tell me the funniest joke you ever heard

cuz my aunt died

not committing to a relationship because "i'll hurt your feelings and break your heart with my personality" is the stupidest reason. gtfo. with that wanky stain, ass fetus, fucknugget, piece of personality you dick.

And then have the audacity to call me the most beautiful person they ever met?

ok jimmy neutron, all hail your preferences

i nearly killed a kitten when i was 6 when i was trying to pick it up by the neck.
i nearly stabbed my dad when i was 9 after seeing a dream that he was satan from hell
i gave my brother stitches when i was 16 because he wouldn't;t move out of my way.
i fart too much after eating fried chicken ig.

My dear mother just came up to me and said "its our marriage anniversary tomorrow" and i said i know because 3 days ago i wished dad and he said i got it wrong. shit was embarrassing but she added "what should i get him" her squeaky and innocent smile made me want to kms but also made me cringe because it was so cute.