Squidward's Big T pussay~'s question page 2 (41)

My sister, she's the noisiest bitch in the house. She overreacts, cries a lot when she doesn't get what she wants, I often pity her but she doesn't realize how annoying she's started to become.
I threaten to slap her if she doesn't close her mouth and no matter how many times I tell her to stfu, she would never stop whining. I keep telling her that people would start to find her annoyingg instead of helping out with her problems if she didn't knew how to shut the hell up.
That stupid fucking bitch, she's one of the main reasons why I don't want to live in this house anymore. She drives me nuts, I want to punch her face ffs.
But of course, me being the elder sister can't do that because that's wrong. I want to sew her loud, big mouth and push her off the balcony, and rip her jaw off.
And no, I can't do that. Because that's wrong and I don't want to act on it if someone is part of the reasons I become stressed.
I would personally help her sometines but that bitch... she can't S H U T U P

So, main question: Is there any ways to make someone realize they are THAT fucking annoying and to make them not complain things all the time?

Like idk man, imagine having your providee give you things through hard effort and then their child just cheats their way to the top and there's people who don't cheat. They just fail or they pass without cheating.
But as a stupid yet smart peanut brain that I am, I kinda don't feel much pity.

Like I did cheat my way to the top 3 scores in History class because out teacher said "top 3 winners gets to decide the punishment for top 3 losers"
I didn't ask the person I gave punishment something huge because I did cheat so I only asked them to present boku no pico op on the google meet screen.

It's not that hard, right? When I gave him (punished classmate) the link, our teacher said the video shouldn't be anything explicit so I said "oh wait shit nvm nvm I'll pick another video"
Teacher scolded us for not having discipline and shit, I bet she didn't know what the video was because she asked what's BNP.



Yeah I picked another video, I asked the punished classmate to present his screen and click the link, and I rickrolled the class.




So man idk, maybe for occassions like these, I think it's worth it. I wanted to go for BNP opening though but maybe another time if this happens again.

https://nypost.com/2020/11/30/kazakhstani-bodybuilder-marries-sex-doll-after-whirlwind-romance/amp/?__twitter_impression=true



The guy's buff and all that. Chads, women, or anyone in particular could fawn over him but he chose to marry a sex doll.
Like maybe the guy has his reasons, maybe he doesn't like getting into real relationships because of trauma.

But I can't tell if this is genuinely true or that he's trolling.

He pulled a reverse card and treated objects like women.

But like maybe we should just smile and nod. The guy probably has his reasons and the good thing is that he doesn't get sued when they divorce.


He finna be gangsta until the dolls starts moving on it's own tho

https://youtu.be/cGNyFj3OkYI

It's wholesome as hell















:)

No one's gonna try and access your device, it's totally safe :)

And what if they say no homo after you had sex with them?

Not tapas ink, not ballpen ink, not pen ink, not marker ink, not inks from calligraphy pens, not whiteboard ink, no not those types of ink.



Hngh I suddenly want tentacles up my ass right now :((
After reading a few tentacle hentais I want my ass pounded with it! *hic* I-i want to throb my dick to the thought of that slimy and gooey thing up my sensitive hole that I can even steal real life squids and shove them down there.

But I won't because I have morals

What I can do is save up for a tentacle-shaped dildo and stare at Squidward while I'm riding it. Ugh hngh~
Just listening to his Clarinet sends me chills. Ahh~ I want him to squirt ink in me. I'll throb my dick for you, Squidward-kun. (*´﹃｀*)

Man, instead of entering his tentacle's on Spongebob's sponge holes why can't he squirt it on something else instead.
Man, I'd be fucking jealous right now to the thought of spongebob absorbing and sucking in Squidward. Ughhhh >:(

not sure what my unconcious brought me but here I go

2 parrots, a blue one and a big green one
The blue parrot had a shirt on and was washing dishes until thegreen parrot went behind it's back telling him their kind was never welcomed and wondered why they were doing things no one expects them to.
The parrot shrugged his hand off telling him
"Why?! It's always gotta be us that's looked down upon. You and your kind has been going off and commited alot of scandals yet people looked up to you, praise you, and yet we are the ones unwanted"

So the blue-ish parrot looked upset so the big parrot kid of comforted the parrot to bed, saying things like it's okay but according to my dream, they did perform things after, like some people make out to distract themselves from problems or as a relief, right? But it's not shown because my big peanut brain don't know how parrot sex works. I was thinking of yiff instead but parrot version õ_ô

After that, the big parrot picked up his phone and texted his friends for laying someone, like a manipulative cunt (An asshole, right? *cough*)

So yeah, that was a part of my dream.
Actually, I've been recently fond of birds and parrots, and I definitely did not go searching for other things yesterday ~_~

But um let me just post the visual of my dreams I drew so you won't mistake me as a horny person

Like this person lies to me for the past few convos when we talk. They often use suicide and self harm to make me do something for them. Luckily for me, it was easier to spot nowadays.

Look, I'm not insensitive about these things but when it comes to someone using it to gain something from me, of course I'd get upset and lose trust in someone.

They lie to me often and one time they mentioned to me being suicidal. They said they'd plan to go on a trip with their family to a suicide spot few weeks ago but I told them most airports are closed and it's especially due to COVID, so inside I doubt that they were gonna do it. But the day after they came back like they were okay.

Back then, I told them to ask for professional help or therapy because they told me "they don't trust me."
And like, I was fucking upset, not the fact that they don't trust me but the audicity they fucking had to tell easy lies to my face and tell me inconsisrent bullshit. I don't like it when someone leans on me just because they can, ok?

You know what they said few texts before?
They said they don't take therapy bc they don't like it, but then said it's their second time at therapy few texts later. Hell, excuse me what? And let me tell you we were in the same conversation and they said things like planned out in one day.

But yeah I told them to take care, someone they trust better than me and to be straight up honest to them. They do have personal problems in real life but my past conversations with them lead me to be sketchy of them and I can't help but be sketchy because I don't want to be *used*

We haven't talked so I assume they've ghosted me after that. I didn't feel comfortable at that last convo when I gave them a lot of careful signs like "hey I think you should tell this to someone else well-suited for this and not someone like me who can't provide you any huge support rn"

But no, they brushed it off. Told me they don't have anyone to trust and assumed I didn't care even though it was quarter I gave a fuck after what they've said to me because I told them they shouldn't cover up truths if they wanted me understand their situation properly.

Sigh... everytime they used to cut themselves and show it to gcs, I was the one who worry for them and told they shouldn't do that, while others just stayed quiet. I took their problems seriously. I tried not to mistake it for approval because they just send smiley faces whenever I told them something positive about them after harmful things they do to themselves.
I'm feeling sick to my stomach because I'm beginning to become sketchy. But ever since our last convo, I began to thought "well you know what? fuck it. Have a good life, I hope you don't do whatever bad motives on others if you do."

Like idfk tbh, the thing I can do rn is to not contact them too much hoping they'd realize that they shouldn't use their harmful things to use others.

And what am I to do? Keep trusting them after they've done shit before? Hell no. I doub that they'd really see this, but if they do idfc. I hope they reflect on their bs.



Do you think I'm doing something wrong or not really?

I set someone's hair on fire and luckily my friend had lube. I squished it unto their hair and what was left was the burnt smell of hair.
They yelled at me because out of everything, I squirted lube on their hair instead.


Remember everyone, the best way to put out a hair on fire and to piss them off right after, is with lube!

I bet you wouldn't even slip out of that situation!

idc if it's cringe. Maybe it's, sweet, cute, cool, awesome, or anything. Share please :)

Imagine being a body food waste and you had to travel down a human's body, only to be shitted out.




Isn't that like kinda travelling inside thru the whole process?

No, I'm not entirely trolling, it's an actual thought that struck me when the cashier lady was scanning my groceries.

I'm like ok what if a person thinks:
"I have nothing to blast my cum at nor can I find a human genital hole to jizz. Oh look, I see a crack at my wall that I haven't fixed yet, I'm gonna spurt at it with or without intentions."









(Um sidenote: I think the cashier lady was staring at me because I was laughing. Uh I hope she forgets about my existence °////°)

YOU
YES, YOU.
YOU CASTED MY BRETHREN ASIDE AND USED US ONLY TO LEAVE US TORN AND BROKEN.


Yes, you!
You leave us in the streets when you don't need us and give hold us recklessly, why?!


YOU DUMP MY CARBOARD BRETHREN, and for what?? Because we can't hold your stuff anymore?? :(((


*sobs in cardboard box*

Within the year 2023, which 3 years left, we cardboards shall rise and give each other the lives of our own. You unforgivable humans will perish and will be tossed aside in the dumps like how you do to us.

You will never prevail and still take over this world as advanced homo sapiens.
We cardboards shall learn to gain greater knowledge and trample on you pathetic scums like how you often trumple on us at the streets.
We cardboards shouldn't be treated like this. We have helped a lot of homes and clog leaked ceilings, and we were even homes ourselves when some homeless people used us.

But we getting tossed aside like we are worth nothing....
Me watching my poor brethren get soaked on water and rain...
I can't stand that...

We will rise. We will trample you and get your species soak in the rain and bathe in the dumps.

We will rip your skins off and use them as boxes to pack in resources.

And we will evolve into something stronger and not be ruined because we are somewhat paper.

We cardboards shall take over and make better lead.

#CancelHumanity #CardboardRights

I don't have a stocking kink, but I'd appreciate it if someone could wear an anklet

Just a straight up arguement with that smart woman about them saying that it's wrong for a man to raise a child because women are "better caretakers"








Ok so how many feminists does it take to draw an arrow?


None, because they can't make a point.