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Plus danshi
https://youtu.be/6HGLeUqoUf8

Y’all istg if u don’t check her channel out I’m telling Gordon.

Imma snitch.

Fr.

Was does it mean when someone tells you that you look better with a scorpion?

My tiddies were stuck in a fence, I couldn’t get them out. They started to turn blue, and the darker they became, the hornier I was. I didn’t realise where I was, until a voice behind me said, ‘what are you doing in my swamp, babygorl, boy or whatever the fuck you are?’ I became hornier, knowing that daddy Shrek was behind me. He caught me going in his swamp past my bedtime, and I knew it was punishment time. My pussy/dick pulsated, needy for attention. Fiona came out, wearing a peg. We fucked each other in the swamp until daylight, and they popped my tiddies out of the fence during the process. When they got out they were blue and sagging. They went back into the house and left me alone in the swamp, bare naked.

The end.

“J-joe, I can explain”
Biden was angry. He could not let Donald see people other than him. He was possessive.
“No, Donald. You know we already talked about this”
Their relationship was not yet official, but they knew about each other’s feelings. They knew they were meant to be.
“Joe....”
“Shut your pretty mouth, Donald. You know we were-“
Joe was interrupted by his lover
“Meant to be?”
Joe looked at Donald, looking the happiest he’s ever been.
“Y-you feel the same? All this time?”
“Yes, Joe, I’ve loved you ever since the election...”
“Donald....”
Joe pulled his now official lover into a deep, passionate, loving kiss, Trump, embarrassed about getting hard only because of a kiss, was comforted by Joe.
“Don’t worry, I did the same...”
Joe took out his large, throbbing cock, and rubbed it a few times before he took of Trumps pants, positioning his mega large cock into his gaping hole.
“You played with yourself, didn’t you? I’m slipping in so easily.”
Trump was embarrassed, he did, in fact, play with himself before meeting Biden. But none was said. Joe started to slip in and out, the pace becoming faster as time went by.
“J-Joe! I-I’m going to-!”
“Let’s come together, darling...”

They came, and they lived happily ever after.

It’s currently 9:34 pm and I have homework DUE TOMMOROW.
but I don’t want to hurt my aunts feelings (she’s like 6 yrs. old)
Basically she’s telling me stories and forcing me to listen to her
I’m not in the mood to get scolded by my mom about my late homework so can someone tell me ways on how to make her stop?

Just want to dress up in a type of fashion (pastel yami, lolita, and goth etc.) but parents are religious and would just get angry at them and a them a freak?

I never hurt you, neither have I stolen your 20 inch, cum pumping, thick rainbow dildo, so why did you steal my 20 inch, cum pumping, shiny, thick neon-pink dildo?

Send meme
Send more meme
And more meme
Basically just make this place a place of meme
Anyone can answer ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~

So nasa baba ako tapos I just grabbed the air
pano kung may multo dun I just grabbed their boobies which is a violation
Dkkddk im uncomportabol
Or I touched a ghost titi


I’m scared

Once upon a time someone told me that period blood was a good use for face moisturiser

https://youtu.be/DykvN7n36MM

smaller smaller small and and bigger bie kan wo xiao bie kan wo xiao
xiao dao keyi fang ka bao
smaller smaller small and and bigger bie kan wo xiao bie kan wo xiao
xiao dao keyi fang ka bao
Hao wu fudan suixin nao

Send me pictures of cake. Any type of cake even ‘that’ type of cake. (Yk What I’m talking about ( ՞ਊ ՞))

But seriously tho I’m hungry.

A beautiful one, in fact, ur not.








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I’m sorry

You shut off the lights and run as fast as you can up the stairs so the monster won’t catch up with you. 29th pic is the monster.

Y’all know when u type something in ur own language and autocorrect messes it up? Ik u can turn it off, but I need it when my brain can’t function and I can’t use English.

Like this, I have autocorrect on and I try to type in Tagalog:
(Sorry it’s the only sentence I can think of at the moment)

Pag union ka na Ng parent-insect magiging Tae ba Yun o I hi

Without ac:
Pag uminom ka ba ng pampatay-insekto magiging tae ba yun o ihi?
(If you drink insecticides will it turn to shit or piss?)

take my dirt

To distract y’all from the c***ste drama

My username is imaraturarat