fuck off i wanna sleep's question page 3 (56)

This was yesterday night lol. I noticed my tags were so many like- "HOW MANY FUCKING TAGS DO I HAVE?!" there were some repetitive tags like- "Shounen ai" and "BL" when I did it as meant the same thing. So I organized it, shit was like- "Sexy and Smut are the same things... Right?... Wtf am I supposed to do with these, name it hardcore??? Okay, damn, the solution was more easier than I thought"

I had a concussion when I was in my 9th grade of Highschool cuz some bitch SHOVE me off the stairs that I fell so hard on the gym court and I bled so bad that when I woke up from the hospital, I can't even differentiate apples and pears from each other while high on anesthesia.

So yesterday, I got to the dentist for my first ever tooth cleaning appointment. But since it was my first, ofc I've got no clue and I ain't no having nervousness in me. When I got to the room, I lay down the seat awkwardly waiting for them to say- "Open your mouth" like I'm doing some kind of blowjo- (joke) But when they did the first part of the cleaning SHIIITTTTT IT HURTS AS FUUUU- but after that, frick, I've got 3 rotten teeth on the lower right, left and on the upper middle corner. So basically, it went from 0 to 180 being an operation rather than a simple teeth cleaning.

Send me some funny memes bout dentists or teeth, so I could test out if ever I laugh, would it hurt?

I'm sorry but I just can't help but hate love triangles. Like, ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PICK?! WHAT'S THE POINT?! TO PROGRESS THE OTP'S RELATIONSHIP?! THEN WHY ADD HIM, WHY DO YOU FUCKING ADD HIM FOR GOD'S SAKE??!!! *crying her eyes out, rolling on the floor and mumbles satanic ritual* The second interest who's obviously not going to be the endgame is sometimes too fucking pitiful. Like, some of them are more decent than a freaking toxic shit and some of them are more good and interesting than the OTP interest. PETITION FOR ALL OF THEM TO GET THEIR OWN LOVER IN SIDE CHAPTERS!

*leans on your fancy restaurant table when I saw u from a meter away* "Do you mind if I steal a kiss? A little souvenir, can I steal it from you? "

So I was depressed as usual after completing 5 or more of my missing assignments and then I started typing some depressing shit but when I saw Toji on my keyboard... Ngl, I almost licked my phone but I definitely stopped typing for a while and went out to search Toji Fushiguro dil- I mean dadd- I mean jjk on Pinterest. Pretty dope cuz I saw some unhol- I mean holy things.

Boom BRATATAT, I'm having the urge to commit mass genocide while getting people to have me decapitate with what I've done but I'm so depressed right now that I'd turn them into edgy teen goths with a cutesy gap moe

YOU'REEEEE HEEREEEE THERE'S NAAWWWWTHIN AH FEEAAARRR (ngl, I'm pushing Rose off the boat if ever I'm there just to cockblock those two mfs)

"Paint me like one of your French girls" bruh...

Rule Number One: Don't trust anybody even more in trust falls.

The title's a joke ofc (sorry if some of you got offended) It's just that I just got too pissed at this girl, who's obsessed of saying- "I'm 14 but my mind is well beyond my years" blah blah WHO FUCKING CARES, YOU'RE NOT QUIRKY, U AIN'T SPECIAL. I'M LIKE THAT TOO WHEN I WAS *12*. So amyways, I argued with her about what she said that shipping Reki and Langa is gross...

I was like- "What? How is it gross?" and she was like all this crap about how they're not gay (even tho Langa is), how it's gross "forcing" our "unrealistic ideals" (wtf, ikr?) that they like one another (even though Langa has a crush on Reki) and crap anything else she said.

Then after that, she attacked me using words such as an OLD BITCH AND WITH RACIAL SLURS! ME?! AT. AGE. 20?! SERIOUSLY?! You don't trigger me with those words cuz I've tossed 4 children (lightly), 7 teens and 18 adults when they told me those (yes, I do take notes of my "body count") Gosh, I've never met an adolescent karen! Bravo, you're a whole new species! So whatever, I just reported her and ignored her after that cuz what the hell am even I doing, arguing with a 14 y/o girl who's "mind is well beyond her years"

HEY UM, SWEETIE. We all go through some hard times and you know... Ruining a shit you just recorded because I accidentally went in your room when you were recording is not that much of a big deal. AND YES I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU. HOW DARE YOU GET MAD AT A SINGLE THING LIKE THIS WHEN I HAVE SUFFERED MORE THAN YOU, BEING CURSED CUZ I FUCKING AM ALWAYS SATAN'S FAVORITE OF THROWING HIS BAD LUCK TO ME YOU STUPID BOYFRIEND CHEATING WHORE. YOUR EX BOYFRIEND WAS RIGHT, YOU'RE IN FACT A STUPID, SHORT-TEMPERED, SLUT WHO'S GOT MORE THAN 3 SUGAR DADDIES IN 5 MONTHS AND EVEN HAS THE AUDACITY TO RECORD PORN IN THE SCHOOL DORM! UGH, YOU CALL ME A BITCH, I'LL SNITCH ON YOUR MOTHER THAT YOU'RE A HOE.

True story from my freshman college year. I was walking in the halls but then I realized, there were so many people circling around this area. And two girls were fighting about a guy who's the one to blame for two-timing. And I said- "Are my eyes deceiving me or is THIS really happening in our university?" "Yeah, we don't actually know what's going but this is getting boring" "... Mm" I wanted to leave then they stopped fighting but what's next was actually the one that cracked me up. The crowd was like- (*throws tissue* "Wow, bravo, that was boring asf") or (*throws paper* "Wow diva, oh wait, that was my test paper"), ("Go off ig?" "Pop off sis" "That was an unexpectedly boring fight that I can even taste how bland it is... Cuz it doesn't actually taste anything *laughter*") ("Bitch, let's attack the guy" "Petition for spilling the tea, please" "Let's report that guy on the principal" "Harsh.... Let's get him to the police" "Good shit *laughter*") they were so sarcastic I was wheezing there and I was the only one left in the hall, laughing, crying and choking.

YALL SO FUCKING FUNNY POSTING SHIT AND GOING ALL CRAY CRAY ABOUT THIS YD SHIT LIKE BRUH, I'M SCARED AND Y'ALL JUST HERE DOING SHIT TO DEFEND YOURSELVES

So anyways yeah hang me up the ceiling or even at the top of a 10 story building cuz I don't really care about things right now. I'm ready to die... No offense btw Given fans I know y'all still crying on this shit but like, YEET HE DEAD

I dreamt of lolicon girls and now I can't escape it cuz I became one too

(warning: cringe flexing)

HAHAHAHHAH, I CAN FLUENTLY SPEAK JAPANESE TONGUE TWISTERS!! FIGHT ME IF YOU DARE WITH MY LEGITNESS!!

Jugemu jugemu
Gokou no surikire
Kaijari suigyou no
Suigyoumatsu unraimatsu fuuraimatsu
Kuu neru tokoro ni sumu tokoro
Yaburakouji no burakouji
Paipo paipo paipo no shuuringan
Shuuringan no guurindai
Guurindai no ponpokopii no ponpokonaa no
Choukyuumei no chousuke

and

Naname nanajyuunana-do no narabi de nakunaku inanaku nanahan nanadai nannaku narabete naganagame