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Today, February 3rd, marks the anniversary of Bokuto's death from In Another Life. Now who wants to cry with me?

So me being the dumb bitch I am decided to read a sad wattpad story and cry some more today. Nothing like crying for 6 hours straight and then crying some more later in the day. And for those who don't know what I'm talking about just go to my latest question bc I'm too lazy to explain again

https://aggie.io/iz2ysq86gf

I've heard a lot of people say good things about it but there are so many chapters

Read it in the tune of Mad at Disney please


I'm mad at this person on, mangago
For giving me this stupid fucking link

I clicked right on it, thinking it was totally harmless
But little did I know I was wrooooong-

And now I keep getting texts, because my phone is hacked
From horny grandmas wanting real sex

All because I, wanted to take a quiz
To see a meme value but, it was totally some bullshit

And that's the end of that. But anyways the site wanted me to watch a video and block or allow notifications so I said allow and shit. I wasn't on my actual account bc I wasn't using and account and I was on incognito mode but it said my phone had five viruses and to install an anti virus and normally when you install the anti virus it puts an actual virus in your phone so I didn't do it. And so now every two hours or so I get a notification from chrome from a site or whatever for old horny women wanting sex. But it's not on my account so I'm confused.

https://aggie.io/_6lqmpe22e

It's called Talk Obama To Me and it's really fun

http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=a00d9c099cc5ca9743b5279b00e91867

So my birthday is literally on mother's day this year and I'm really happy for it. And my mom already got me a bunch of presents, at least 15 more than what I asked for and I feel bad about it bc I know anime shit is expensive. And now she's telling me that I need to find stuff for my aunts to get me as well. So I'm trying to find some cheap but good anime merch and I was wondering if you guys had any suggestions. I'll post the stuff I already found in the comments.

Everyone is getting married on here and I feel happy for them but sad at the same time. Like I want someone to love like that ╥﹏╥

Ok so for a while I've been thinking about making a cult and I now hereby present to you the Cleaning Rag Cult. I, Levi's Cleaning Rag and Levi In A Maid Dress, are the founders of this cult. Join if you want to


Rules of the cult-

- No talking crap about Levi or each other
- Be respectful to others in the cult
- Have at least 5-10 pictures of Levi in your camera roll
- Put in your bio that you are part of this cult
- And lastly, if you can, try to find willing victims to join this cult


You do not have to change your username to be in this cult. Just have fun my fellow Levi simps and have an amazing day/night

- Levi's Cleaning Rag

My house life has been shit and with all the stuff you've been posting, it's made me fucking die laughing. And that picture you posted of me, top tier. Your actions have been fucking hilarious, you should give up the troll act and be a comedian. At least that would give you enough money to get your ass out of your parent's musty ass basement and have a spa day because you really need it sweetie

For personal reasons I want to die so can someone just come to my house and stab me?

I made an instagram account not too long ago and the only people that know are my two cousins and my best friend. And I just found out today that a girl who absolutely hates me just recently followed me. I'm absolutely fucking scared and now I can't post any pics of myself or else she'll find out that it's me and tell everyone. Fucking kill me

Wtf is up with all these wattpad porn stories today? Y'all horny mfs need to go somewhere with yourselves because I swear to god if I see one more, I just might leave this site

So I have been having like major gender disphoria lately. Like I was born a girl and I have always embraced that. I love wearing makeup and going semi girly shit but lately I've been thinking about all of that. As if it was an act for my parents because they always wanted a daughter. Like I seriously want to be a guy at times but I feel like if I were to get a gender reassignment surgery, I would regret it. And I also feel that if I were to tell my parents and say I want the surgery they would hate me. Because my mom always likes to say girls should be girls and boys should be boys and you are the gender you were born as and nothing changes that. So I genuinely feel as though she would hate me. I just need help with this because I literally can't talk to anyone about this so please give me some advice

I get that you missed me and everything but please don't start randomly assigning kinks and fetishes to the users on here

So I've been really emotional lately. Like I could cry at the drop of a dime. So I'm listening to some music as one does when they're bored and the song you broke my heart again came on and I started crying, literally bawling my eyes out as soon as I heard it. So it ends and I'm left wondering why tf I'm so sad. Well flashback 2 years ago. I was 13 and I had just gotten a phone the previous Christmas and so my sneaky ass got tiktok and Snapchat behind my parents backs and I would go on omegle to find people I could give my snap to. And I come across this one guys and we exchange snaps and we talk some more. Well, as we're talking he tells me that he is around his friends and his friends take his phone and they start spamming shit and they sent voice clips and shit. And on more than one voice clip they said their friend thinks I'm really cute and shit so I'm like ok. So two days later he asks me out and I said yes. Mind you he lives all the way in Scotland and I'm in NY so we're a long distance relationship and he's 14 so it's not illegal lmao. But he was my first by and I fucking loved him. Like I know I was only 13 but we had future plans and we talked about marriage and shit like this. He even told his parents about me. And everything was good between us, we talked daily and sent selfies to each other and facetimed through snap. But he started getting involved in drugs so we took a break for about a week and I got grounded so we didn't talk for two weeks. Well the first day we talk again I send a pic of myself with my hair down. Mind you this was the first picture I had sent him with my hair down and I was really confident that day. And he straight up says "I went out with that for a month?". So we broke up and I literally cried for days. On the third day of not texting he tells me he's sorry. Apparently he was high on something and he said what he said. Anyways time goes on and my cousin has his snap and they snap daily and he keeps calling her pretty and I'm like bro why bc it had only been maybe a month since we had broken up and he went to my cousin. But I shrug it off. And around the same time I got my phone taken bc my parents found out about snap and tiktok so I didn't have a phone for a year or more. And a couple months ago my cousin tells me he apparently overdosed and lost his memory or some shit and I didn't believe it. Until I facetimed him and he really didn't know who I was. And it broke my heart. So I just recently tried reconnecting with him bc I guess he somewhat gained his memory back and he was being a complete dick to me. So now here I am bawling my eyes out about a guy who called me ugly, forgot about me, and then was an asshole to me again yet I'm still in love with him after 2 fucking years. So I'm gonna go cry some more before my parents wake up and thank you if you genuinely read all of this bullshit. And if you could give me any tips on how to get rid of my feelings for him, I'd appreciate it.

- Cleaning Rag

https://aggie.io/nvbqm3laty

And sorry iwanttosleep69, malmal.io doesn't work for me. I made an account but it won't let me do shit so this is the only one i can use.

Why are all these people trying to start shit. I can't even get off the site for five minutes without someone trying to hurt one of my babies. Like calm the fuck down. I'm also posting a picture in the comments if you wanna use it.