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So my parents used to have this fridge magnet with 2 turtles on it and it was a male and a female, doesn't seem like anythings wrong right?
Well you're wrong
The male was ontop of the female and the female was saying "go faster!" Cause turtles are slow right?
You probably have caught on by now
So when i was still young i always kept looking at it whenever i passed by the fridge because i didn't know what it meant and i was trying to figure it out
And little o'l untainted me thought it meant the male should walk faster bit ahaha...
LITTLE DID I KNOW RIGHT
AND THEY HAD THIS ON THE FLIPPIN FRIDGE
WHERE ITS VISIBLE FOR ANYONE TO SEE
AND VISIBLE TO PAST ME
A 7 YEAR OLD CHILD
Haha... My parents :')

I'm like really sad so I want some funny photos to make me smile haha :3. Does adding the less sad stuff like UwU, lol or :3 into sad stuff make it any less sadder?, because imma do it now cause why not :3

My near death experience was me almost getting hit by a car
When i saw the car coming towards me all i saw was white
I think it was the car's lights but honestly who knows?
Anyways i felt numb at that moment
Like i didn't feel anything and just looked at the car like i was a deer in headlights
I didn't move until my mom moved me out of the way
Then she asked me "What are you doing? Were you trying to die?!"
I replied "I don't know, maybe i just wanted to see jesus" i didn't know what to say in that moment because i was still shocked so i said this on impulse

I want some o that 'reincarnated' or 'reincarnated as a villainess' tropes cuz im an isekai hoe (づ￣ ³￣)づ

My personal favorites are:
1. Bucci gang - for the amazing high quality translations, tysm
2. Speedcat - for the staff corners because it always makes me laugh
3. Asura scans - for the action fantasy mangas/manhuas/manhwas i get to read

If one of your favorites is a one man/woman show then feel free to go and put it here <3

I just realized that novel readers give spoilers to manga readers and manga readers give spoilers to anime watchers
I posted a question like this before but it just didn't get enough attention so-

So i tried making my pfp have my photo then have my name on the bottom but its a bit blurry :<
I think it still looks cool tho :D
If theres any way to make this better then please tell me ;~;

For me, its nothing
I'm saving that power for the worst of the worst

You can share your shower thoughts here anytime you want because i just wanna know what you guys are thinking randomly at any time of day

My shower thought is:
(Inspired by resident evil village)
Do vampires get periods?
I'm sorry but i just thought of this while watching a resident evil gameplay
I'm really really sorry for that question but random things just appear in my mind and i have no control over it

I already solved it lol
It was so confusing when i first saw it ;~;

So i got a shimeji for my phone today and its kokichi and this mf won't stop climbing my phone all the way to the top just to fall and do it all over again