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"Would you kiss me? Wait, let me rephrase would you kiss my ass?"












And more to come, now jimmy back to you

I'm bored, please tell me the facts and statements. I hope you can help, I'm really bored. No seriously, I'm so bored I'm going to die.

SOOOOOImightofgotlostinthewoodsandit'sgettingdarkreallyquickandmyphoneisabouttodiesoican'ttextorcallanybodythereisservicesothatmeanspeoplearecloseby.plus, IamagirlscoutsoIknowwhattodointhissituationbutIDKidon'thavetheproperthings....ANYWAYS HELPPP

https://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/

This website is my favourite thing in this world and that's me saying something. This the info I just copied. Anyway, find a word that sticks out to you and tell me. (Please note, these words are not in the dictionary, these are words that have been created to make a change in the human language. So that's that.)

Here: The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows is a compendium of invented words written by John Koenig. Each original definition aims to fill a hole in the language—to give a name to emotions we all might experience but don’t yet have a word for.

All words in this dictionary are new. They were not necessarily intended to be used in conversation, but to exist for their own sake; to give a semblance of order to a dark continent, so you can settle it yourself on your terms, without feeling too lost—safe in the knowledge that we’re all lost.

So I am very talkative and I came up with this thing to talk to myself. It happens at night or when I'm alone in my room and I think the ghost in my room is like, "I'm already dead but someone KILL ME" or "I wish I could possess this bitch, she's so fucking annoying like wat the hell????" or "Why did my soul get tied with this house? I DON'T GIVE A HELL ABOUT YOUR LIFE, JUST SHUT UPPP" or *Cries in ghost*. anyway do you think your ghost is tired of your talking? and do you talk to yourself so much it's disturbing? because I think my ghosts are scared of me now.

Well, let me tell you. I'm so insensitive, selfish, and egomaniacal (According to my friends, family and psychologist). My parents would get murdered and I would be like, "Okay so my parents died but who's going to clean up the blood? Not me." Or something like that. But, I am very good at reading peoples emotions and body language. But, I would either not care or forget about it. Anyway, I'll get to the point. Are you like me or are you good at reading the rooms and peoples emotions and still be gentle and modest? If you can? I'm impressed.

1. Tries to make the child laugh
2. Tries to play with the child to make them calm
3. Gives detailed instructions to the parents (School the parents how to raise a child when you don't even have a child yourself)
4. Cries with the child
5. Ignores the child
6. Is the reason why the child is crying (This is me always, it happens waaay too much)
7. Calms the child, and the child doesn't want to leave you (Now you illegally stole a child, Shame on you)
8. Freaks out
9. Pretend you are not afraid of children (Also me)
10. Other…..just tell me in your words.

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Hi! How are you? Good? Cool well hopes you're doing great. Not that I care tho. I-i means wow very interesting...anyway, how's life? Bad? Good? Well, how do you feel? Nothing? Well, I have some questions for you. Just for research purposes...


If you witnessed a murder and the killer was like so hot but he/she killed your best best best friend. What would you feel? (Btw he/she is like disturbingly hot like so hot it hurts that they exist)

1. Aroused

2. Mad

3. Scared

4. Nothing

5. Sad

6. Disgusted

Okay, next question.

If you were to be framed for 25 murders how would you feel?

1. Mad

2. Scared

3. Nothing

4. Sad

5. Pain

6. Other_______( Just answer what should you feel)

Okay, thank you for your input! Oh? Do you want to know more about this? Haha, well If I told you I would have killed you. Anyway, look out for an attractive person they might just be another....thing.....!.... .Please be careful around everyone. I wish to see you another day for more testing :) But, I'm serious. be. careful....bye?!

(True story I could hear her moaning so I walked over to their room and I was like, "Can you keep it down? I need to sleep, y'all can keep going just be quiet." I was not shocked because she has sex like every night and I have to put up with it. She's my roommate and BFF. Also a whore) #－.－)

Mine is very simple, "Google was my idea bitch" yeah I think it speaks for itself. I did make google people just took my idea and got rich from it. Selfish jerks. So Explain your username.

Mine is very simple, "Google was my idea bitch" yeah I think it speaks for itself. I did make google people just took my idea and got rich from it. Selfish jerks. So Explain your username.

How intimidating are you?
0. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. (11.)
How Social are you?
0. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9.10. (11.)
How honest are you?
0. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. (11.)
How many friends do you have?
0. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12+
How confident are you?
0. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. (11.)
How charismatic are you?
0. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. (11.)
How attractive are you? (BE HONEST)
0. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. (11.)
How caring are you?
0. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. (11.)
How selfish are you?
0. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. (11.)

Psychopath.

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If you were a serial killer, how would you kill? Who are your victims? What's your M.O (If you don't know what M.O stands for or means. It means, a particular way or method of doing something. "Every killer has their own special MO") Would you kill by Shooting? Stabbing? Strangling? Etc. What's your signature? Would you have a partner in crime or are you a lone wolf? Would you finish the job quickly or would leave them in pain? Questions like that. Oh! And please this is just a question, so don't try it at home...or anywhere for that matter...I mostly asked this morbid question because I was curious about what people might say. Just a curious soul. Oh! And one more thing, would you send a letter to the press because you wanted attention? Or just kill and get away with it? Anyway, I understand if you don't feel comfortable. It's a very weird question after all.

Mine is very simple, "Google was my idea bitch" yeah I think it speaks for itself. I did make google people just took my idea and got rich from it. Selfish jerks. So Explain your username.

Mine is very simple, "Google was my idea bitch" yeah I think it speaks for itself. I did make google people just took my idea and got rich from it. Selfish jerks. So Explain your username.

1) The one that got dragged into the group
2) The one that pretends to be smart
3) The selfish bitch
4) The mom/dad
5) The fun one
6) The big sibling
7) The 'Who the fuck are you guys? I don't have friends' one
8) The philosopher/Psychologist/Chemist/Phisist/ Astormer (Or in other words the most like to become famous for being so stupidly smart.)
9) The drug addict
10) The yoga bitch
11) The scary intimating psychopath
12) The weird anime kid
13) The Russian hottie that's actually crazy