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If I fall in water I haven't actually fallen in water but in multiple H2O molecules.   reply
17 12,2020
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31 12,2020
D... estruction damnation   1 reply
31 12,2020
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29 12,2020
a proud aries is what I am :)   1 reply
29 12,2020
I don't much about ships but favorite one is this beauty. it's so beautiful that it's tragic. a beautiful tragedy. I don't know enough people who read to encounter someone who doesn't like a character I like. #foreveralone   1 reply
17 12,2020
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I'm not really sure what I want to major in but it will be something to do with linguistics and languages. And no. I haven't watched Criminal Minds. Though I've heard about it...   reply
15 12,2020
*sigh* I'd like to know why an excessive amount of medieval torture weapons and ramen was ordered last. 'fess up before -I call the cops on you- your wifi AND bank account get's blocked.   3 reply
30 10,2020
a medieval torture device called the pear of anguish. that shit's scary. oh, and killing stalking. I only got to chapter 9   reply
17 10,2020
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21 10,2020
fuck humanity, gacha life, trying to "be more chill"   reply
21 10,2020
I can't really make jokes so... here you go. The first one is a personal favorite. I just look at it every once in a while and laugh till I cry.   2 reply
28 10,2020
I want to be an associate! I once (threatened to) exorcised a ghost in a nightmare. It's not really relevant but still...   1 reply
26 10,2020
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12 11,2020
damn I must've lived like a queen if one of biggest moles is on the side of my foot. also right below my shoulder blade but that's not really relevant.   reply
12 11,2020
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14 12,2020
fucki fucke. this is probably how you would teach vowels to... dumb adults..?fuckA fuckE fuckI fuckO fuckU sometimes fuckY too.   reply
14 12,2020
about lmao
wdym? my at&t is on a roll :D   reply
03 11,2020
I found this hilarious and felt this one.   1 reply
21 10,2020
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02 12,2020
you may not have heard of it. It's called and now, the nations of the world, brought to you by Yakko Warner! United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, and Ecuador, Chile,......   reply
02 12,2020
Controlling overpopulation by asking people of they were willing to die in a non oppressive manner.   reply
17 11,2020
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03 11,2020
Wow HaHa Very Funny :D. I'm C R Y I N G.   1 reply
03 11,2020
looks like it's just you and me.   reply
22 11,2020
HA! I wish I looked this good. But this is the closest I could come up with.   reply
29 12,2020