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when there's dry blood on my pad I like to put it in the microwave to let it melt then slurp it off after   2 reply

o em lowrd jesus christsis help this heterosexual person just called me a faggot   reply

i’d rather eat my own eyeball than go to school for another four years   reply

“you have so much acne” well digity dongity dang seems like u think i cannot see   reply

i hate soda. SPECIFICALLY THAT ONE NASTY ASS ORANGE SODA   2 reply

currently rubbing my nose very aggressively because i have POLLEN ALLERGY   reply

i had a huge crush on my friend in fifth grade and kept telling myself “its just a phase i don’t actually like girls...” spoiler alert it was not a phase I ALSO HAD A WET DREAM OF ME FUCKING ZELDA   reply

why must you post this   reply

i joined my math class and did not know my camera was on so everyone saw me laughing at my phone for three minutes straight. that was until, i heard my teacher say my camera was on. i was so distracted that i didn’t even realize i had gotten a text from my classmate telling me my camera was on i could have avoided those three minutes of embarass......   reply

it doesn’t matter unless you’re fetishizing mlm   1 reply

GOODBYE THAT MADE ME SNORT   reply

NY HOUSE HAS SO MANY HUGE SPIDERS I ONCE SAW FOUR SPIDERS IN ONE DAY I CAN UNDERSTAND   reply

she threw a heavy box at me but missed bc i doged it. i would like to thank my amazing athletic skills for saving me   reply