juhi simp's question page 1 (55)

to get rid of this negative energy, please read my fanfiction about me and seungho interacting.
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when i had walked in the room, seungho was taking a fat dump. there were too dumpies in the back though. one- that fat, glorious, shining cheeks, and too, the constipated feces that sucked back in when he heard my gasp.
"l-lexie!" he shouted, face covered in red and bowing his head in embarrassment. "get out! im fucking shitting my life out! LEAVE"
i smiled and took out my camera i brought with me from the modern world. "smile darling," i grinned from ear to ear.
i walked up to him, cringing from the abominable smells coming from his ass and the floor below him. "holy shit." i threw up on his face, and gripped his topknot with my small, gorgeous fingers. "look at me, you little slut," i whispered, tearing the hair off of his scalp. tears fell out of his eyes and he groaned in pain. "you fucking stink, and fuck you. youre cum smells too."
i snapped a picture of his face, his red bald head and teary eyes bringing joy to my face. the vomit pooling on his bare thighs made me horny.
"MR KIM!" i yelled, running out of the room with joy. "COME HERE I WANNA FUCK!!"
mr. kim and i rejoiced in bed, locking lips in a steamy battle for dominance of tongue.
outside, we could here nakyum and his hot sister laughing, and jihwa crying from seungho defeating him.
i was happy, horny, and getting some good mr kim cock.

the end.

1) bc i need art inspo to feed myself

just gonna say it, i'd be on my knees in 0.2 seconds for omi, lev's sister, osamu, himekawa, nobody from nohebei, kita, hinata, and everyone else <3

also oml twitter has fed me sm atsuhina i fell in love. same w omihina

sorry yall fucking cringey sometimes. im sure ive used these terms before but dude its so weird sometimes. "please give me cute uke (づ￣ ³￣)づ and tough seme! ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄ '' i was inspired by that one forum, but can't yall just say top/bottoms- japanese people dont even say semen and ukraine. ig they use "riba." or those fuckin tiktoks of that are like, "soft seme protective uke ! ! !" makes me want to piss my pants

i see this question on here like every day so i just made a list for you fiends. http://www.mangago.me/home/mangalist/899646/
everyone is pretty as fuck or hot as fuck

i just wanna know how brits feel abt everyone making fun of their accent. like its fun and people that have accents are hot as fuck but how do yall feel abt it. like- are we making fun of you in a bad way or is it no harm

dont need to respond i just want to put this one user out here and see what everyone thinks. personally i think this is an 11 year old child that has no grasp on reality and it makes me feel bad for calling them out but their page is fucking insanity. i cant tell if its just satire or if this person is serious. like please. PLEASE tell me this is satire bc the users been on here since 2014.
http://www.mangago.me/home/people/17376/home/

mommy im famous! but in all honesty, i dont understand why people are so pressed lmao there wasnt anything fucking rude abt what i said but can i have everyone's honest opinion about what i said? its a lot of typing but i'd appreciate if everyone whos here could look and tell me if it was rude or not. (not the comments, but the original thing. you can nail me on that but im the original "topic maker" thank you; and please dont get my acc banned lmao the dislike ratio is 2:13 for my own opinion
http://www.mangago.me/home/mangatopic/10935553/

and i mean READ THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO REPLIED DIDNT GET A SINGLE FUCKING THING AND I FEEL LIKE TANA MONGAEU OR WHATEVER THE FUCK HWR LAAT NAME IS

im so tempted to put everyone in a zoom call and just make all the problematic people yell it out with the reasonable ones. like do you know how fuck fun that would be? we'd get real beef, not just internet beef, and we'd get to see if yall can say the same things face to face rather than by typing.
a true tara banks moment.

everyone collectively talk shit about the united states rn okay <3 i just wanna see something

what is it. depression? insomnia? no sleep? ricky montgomery's music? i used to have the most RAVING porn addiction oh my lord i used to go on snap and send to some hot guys for ass pics. (also please be careful with sending nudies, i stopped because i actually got in a little doopsie and there are bad people on the internet!!!!!)

im skipping sex scenes in mangas/hwas, no matter mlm, het, or wlw. im so touch deprived that i literally cant be horny. AND I MISS THAT. i've been rearranging my pillows for weeks to fall asleep to have a big spoon.

currently not feeling like gucci mane in 2006

yours truly,
shart

personally, i think it fucking sucks and ive literally never come across one that didnt include fucking rape, assault, discussion of past rape, or manipulation w pheremones n shit. ive only read probably one where the omega actually made the alpha wait because the alpha fucking forced himself onto him. i wish there was more wholesome shit tbh

so basically, why is there so much stigma around women bodies? like shit, you cant be too skinny, and you cant be too heavy. you have to have a fucking innie pus because outie pus is ugly (btw theyre gorgeous no matter the color), fucking ASSHOLE colors, nipples too big or small, BOOBS too big or small, and the shapes. sometimes yall making body positivity too hard for everyone.

its either women saying it or literal BOYS. not men, boys. i just dont understand the need for people to call out hip dips or if your waist is a "cardboard box." bitch no. im a fucking lesbian and i will dive into you no matter what it is. full-ass nomnomnom.

ALSO i understand men bodies too, like tip skin kings (horrible name but its cute), tiny nipples, and rlly skinny bodies. stigma- bad. get over it and lets fk everybody with consent :)

sometimes you users get on my fucking NERVES. IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE AND I DONT WANT TO LISTEN TO ANYTHING COMING FROM SOMEONE NAMED "fujoshi chan" ?????? please for the love of god, the name hurts. i cant deal with this anymore, someone please kiss me (girls preferably) until i drown. love you mostest everyone

xoxo seungho fanfic girl <3

idk i wanna hear you guys' opinions ESPECIALLY bc i have hw to do and i need a distraction. enlighten me, my honey sweet ccum water creamsickles. i'll start babes. def feels like im back in elementary school but id most def fck MD (bj alex), like there's nothing i'd rather choose, uh marry doyun (dream away) bc he's like, oml, adorable and scary. and kill sid from dear door because OMLF RHAT BFICH IS SO ANNOYING AND IK THE NEW CHAPTERS ARE ALL SAD BC HE DOESNT RLLY HAVE A CHOICE BC OF SATAN BUT HE CHOSE HIM OVER CAIN, HIS BEST FRIEND, AND HE MAKES MY BLOOD FORM KNIVES

나는 두 명의 예쁜 가장 친한 친구를 본 적이 없습니다

hello! we've all seen the "trump 2024" statement if youre up late in the night and probably lonely. OR we've seen the "aww you want a hateclub?". my dear, i will not mention your name because you're just a little attention deprived babe. so instead, i feel like just explaining the situation because it sounds fun and wow drama we kinda actually hate to see it on our fav piracy site.

warning - homophobia
anyway, lets start with the name. NOW i am not one to shame, but your username is quite the contradictory name to your famous line, "ll of the people on this websites are disgusting perverts. Not to mention homos~ (Gross) So heres an extra fuck you to everyone~" nice! we love the open homophobia whilst your pfp is from a bl with a lot of freaky shit in it. you're a sweet rose dipped in white chocolate. mwah.

basically um anyway yeah. just an immature young person who probably is into reading all this but just wants to be seen. bye babe <3

yes i dont give a shit about your freedom of speech. if you wanna start beef with everyone because youre lonely and cant get a fucking dick/pussy appointment, go buy some sex toys???? im tired of yall musty asses trying to start problems because you dont have enough validation. once again, shut the absolute fuck up, or zaddy (me) will literally take your own fingers and shove them up yourself.
thank you, xoxoxo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKsoXHYICqU
now stop beefing and go crush on obama so you dont get a drone strike from behind his secret service

you're opinions, please <3

anyway fuck dude, i got blocked by this one person in the middle of an argument. AND IT WAS FUN.

so basically i wanna know where the rest of mangago stands to see if im just shitting myself for no reason or if i did have a valid point.
~do you think you should label 10 year old children, boy or girl, as a "seme/uke"?

based off of the comment section of, http://www.mangago.me/home/mangatopic/8672934/
and manga - http://www.mangago.me/read-manga/shota_oni/

thanks :) !

how does it feel to be british, i need to know