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The fact that my dumbass personality was able to snatch such amazing friends. I seriously don't deserve these mfs where the hell did I find them bro. (I'm looking right at you Ads)   1 reply
07 09,2020
about scared of
this you? :D .............public and permanent my guy   2 reply
17 08,2020
ya'll never heard of google? more specifically urban dictionary? It's the emote basically. It's not really supposed to be "funny" by itself tho   reply
07 09,2020
about have sex
wait what? I'm genuinely confused and I reread this like three times. EDIT: Guys please stop breaking the news to them. You don't know when their parents were planning to tell them and hearing it from someone else is probably even worse. They probably asked this question innocently not knowing how big of a thing it is.   1 reply
08 09,2020
maybe I could advise you if you sent some sample pics   reply
22 08,2020
I got a phat ass. Take it or leave it. (you'll regret denying my juicy caboose)   reply
04 09,2020
Grown ass people with developed brains see tiddyless pure children and their pp go brrrr   reply
02 09,2020
wait a sec there's- there's something- something in the way I think. Is this a....wall around my heart that prevents me from opening up due to the previous emotional trauma inflicted on me by my parents which has now caused me to have trust issues and bottle up all my emotions inside me? Well whaddya know hm.   4 reply
07 09,2020
some kid shit in the school library in front of everyone in kindergarten :| She ended up traumatizing a boy by doing it right in front of him...   reply
09 09,2020
when they spread their ass and beg uwu   2 reply
06 09,2020
I tried to think of one but then I realized while blocking all the traumatic memories of my mom and I, I've also erased all the "positive" ones... I guess not thinking about her was effective at least lol   2 reply
09 09,2020
Imagine getting triggered by that on THIS site =_= instead of posting "ew fujoshis ew" why dont you actually do something useful like actually educated those people that youre talking about my messaging them directly or something. I'm tired of people getting into pointless "debates" on something that's already been discussed SO many times on this s......   1 reply
02 09,2020
I pretend I do not see the hybristophiliacs.   reply
23 08,2020
Wait a minute lemme see if I read that right cuh this shit wack.....alright after doing some research I've come to this conclusion.   reply
20 08,2020
all I remember is the trauma.   reply
11 09,2020
I will murder anyone who dares hurt her in any way :D   reply
02 09,2020
I love how "typing" is literally a typo that was meant to say "typos"   reply
26 08,2020
about scared of
peep the bio foo   reply
17 08,2020
no cuz I don't want them remembering me as "that sad bitch" especially since we won't be friends forever. So fuck feelings just cruise through life on auto-pilot like me B)   reply
24 08,2020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNo9XlKlTKc   1 reply
22 08,2020