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A couple months i had a dick appointment with my boyfriend who i hadn't seen in so long. obviously i got ready, shaved myself clean like a naked mole rat and layered some sexy lingerie with a large over coat on top. when i got to his house, his dick was already pounding as blood rushed back and forth. i could hear if from down the street

the moment i walked through the door, he catapulted me to the bed, ripped my clothes and pummeled inside of me. no foreplay needed cuz i was wetter than niagara falls and i don't even live in canada.

he lasted for a minute but because of his magical dick powers, i was able to cum before him. after he went to wash up in the bathroom, i noticed how his seed had a light green color to it. how beautiful. i collected in a little mason jar and nade myself home. when i got home, i added some glue and contact lens solution and within a couple minutes, i had my very own cum slime(kudos to my boyfriend of course)

i still have it and sometimes when i miss him, i play with the jiggly slime as a little reminder that he's still with me


i miss u bubs

DUCKY U MUSTY BUSTY DUSTY WHORE

UR NOT NICE TO ME ON DISCORD SO THE TIME HAS COME THAT I MUST EXPOSE U

this is ducky's alt. they're the one who's been posting the weird stories. THIS IS WHAT U GET FOR BEING MEAN TO ME
http://www.mangago.me/home/people/1941522/thing/

One time, I let my boyfriend hit it from the back raw. Stupid me i shouldn't have done it but it actually came in handy a little bit later. After he finished under 30 seconds and left me hanging, i decided to make a smoothie. I went to the fridge, put all the ingredients and then realized my problem. Oh shit, i have no milk. But then a beautiful idea popped in my head. I can use the cum for the base. I removed my panties, scooped out his cum from my pussy because i never cleaned it out, then put it in. I whipped it up and it looked absolutely creamy. I removed it into a glass cup and gave it to my boyfriend.

"How does it taste sweetie."
He moaned, "It tastes like you but a little better "
I grinned, "Wanna know the secret ingredient?"
"Of course," he replied.
I whispered close to his ear, "Your cum."
He giggled. "Welp no need to get milk next time when we have my naturally occuring cum."

Yummy

Ok so you know how a lot of people have specific ways they get off? whether that's choking, spanking, any other form of pain? yeah um well mine is vomiting

one time my girlfriend and i were fucking. she was hitting me with 7 inch strap on while also holding a vibrator to my clit. it was an amazing combo. sure i can come from that alone but it often leaves me unsatisfied or it will be a small orgasm. my girlfriend knew i was getting close so she did what i always tell her to do. she grabbed the ten inch black dildo that was lying on the side and stuffed it down my throat. the moment it touched that little dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat, i vomited.

btw, we have a rule that before i vomit, i have to drink milk and ill explain why.

anyways i vomited all over her and instantly i came. the orgasm skyrocketed through my body making my toes curl and my greedy pussy throb. it splattered all over her face and our torsos. she greedily slurped up all she could because she loves milk so obviously enjoys drinking my regurgitated milk too. my girlfriend cant wait everytime i throw up cause she gets a free meal. what do yall think of the way i get off?

yesterday my boyfriend forced me to go on a hike with him in the woods. uhh what a bummer. bugs and heat are not a good combo.

anyways, i packed some water, snacks and made my way through the forest with him. we stopped halfway and before i knew it, he had me pinned against a large oak tree. "i am so horny," he groaned. "i was watching you move your hips and it gave me a raging boner." i smirked and grabbed his meat. "well then...what are you waiting for?" he spun me around and stuck his meat in my throbbing pussy. fuck it was so good i almost came immediately. suddenly, the tree in front of began to move and it came alive like the trees from lord of the rings. my boyfriend and i gasped. i watched it pull out his meaty stick dick, asked my bf then stuffed it into my boyfriends booty. he groaned from pleasure and before we knew it, we were having a threesome with a tree. suddenly, the tree next to us came alive too . it asked me as well then stuck its long slender stick finger up my bumhole while my bf fucked my pussy. it touched my clit with its stick finger too. within seconds, everyone was cumming and i was now covered in tree and human sperm. delicious

i cant believe someone would do this. im extremely disappointed and heartbroken. i found out that my bf cheated on me. i cried last night for 3 hours in so much physical and mental pain.

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One day I was lounging around my house bored as hell without anything to do. I grabbed a coke from the fridge since it's my favorite drink and then took a seat at my desk. For some reason, I had been feeling horny lately so hungrily, I stuck my slender finger down my panties. I needed more action on my clit cause my other hand was busy holding the drink. Suddenly an idea popped in my hand. Quickly acting upon it, I shook the can as hard as I could hoping the pressure would build up to a lot. Finally when it felt like it was about to pop, I angled it to my pussy and pulled up the tab. The soda spewed out at my clit and the pleasure practically made me scream. Within thirty seconds, I was able to cum. I slumped on the floor tired and overwhelmed. I kinda wanted to know how it would taste so I scooped out some of my tasty cum and gulped it down. Ugh it was so good. It had a hint of fish while also tasting exactly like coke. I grabbed my water bottle and scooped out the rest so I could drink it later. It lasted for a whole 3 days and was the best thing i've ever tasted to this day.



Hope yall enjoyed it

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it's time to learn my daily korean classes through my favorite oppar. saranghae oppar

what is the most weirdest/fucked up things you've seen on twitter? and be honest cuz we all know twitter is cursed...

me personally...i literally saw a man fuck a dead mouse

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JOIN IT OR IM GOING SLURP UR LIVERS
IT'S YUJIN'S BTW

bruh who tf is felix? ppl are talking wabt them like huh? i saw the pics and all but someone explain

i was having some fun time with my girlfriend. she asked me to fist her which i thought was weird. why would u want to put a whole fist up there y'know? but whatever and i listened. i put lube on my fist and stuffed it up there. after we finished our sexy time, i went to remove it, but it WOULDN'T MOVE OMG. turns out the tentacles in my girlfriend vagina is holding my hand still. it's been 2 days and i had to sleep on her coochie. how do i remove it. plz help

what's your worst experience of school?


i'm in my spanish zoom call and i accidentally unmuted then my fucking teacher called on me and i wasn't paying attention and i fucked up the answer. ugh

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Work out 25 hours a day!
Do 1000 pushups!
Do 1000 pull up!
Do 1000 situps
Consume 10,000 calories
Hunt 3 caribous with your bear hands and eat them all under 30 minutes!
Learn to survive in space!
Breath underwater!
Commit murder without killing anyone!
Fuck a 10 inch dildo in the ass!
Drink your neighbors piss and blood for energy!
Learn to balance yourself on your pinky!
Sleep on the ceiling!


I BELIEVE IN YOU SO DON'T GIVE UP AND PUSH THROUGH IT!

hello and welcome to my talk show where i am going to expose the user "churara". as we all know, that scumbag has been coming for everyone. including me for shit i didnt do.

funny thing is that she had a previous account before this. that account was *drumroll* EMILY!!
yay. anyways its funny cause emily was the sweetest user but after she got her ass banned, goes on to becoming some fucking she-devil. ik that bitch said she was 9 but the way she used to talk on her emily acc was no way in hell a 9 year old would talk. my guess is that she's in hs.
and if ur wondering what the the evidence is, i shall put it in the comments. i have a couple screenshots of her admitting to it. anyways have a great day or don't but i rly hope u do.

k bye.
-not sindsb

I WILL STOP POSTING WEIRD SEX STORIES IF YALL JOIN THIS DISCORD.
https://discord.gg/9TdTDjdt
JOIN IT U STUPID WHORES

um so someone just brought it to my attention abt this yuri
http://www.mangago.me/read-manga/relationship_guidelines/
now i've never read it tho i want to, but the comments under it are fucking disgusting. literally all men talking abt how yuri is only applicable to them, banning yaoi, even casually throwing slurs. like if u wanna fap urself off, do it to porn. there's a reason pornhub exists dipshits.
i want to claw everyone to death in the comment section

i accidentally deleted it so sry if u see this twice.

alright so i might be going to the beach next week and ima be starting my period soon. ik it cuz usually it starts in the first week of the month. buttttt being on your period at the beach is always an inconvenience and sucks cuz ive experienced it once. does anyone know how to induce a period. according to google, vitamin c and pineapple might work but i need better and for sure methods.

one time, i was strutting across the street when i came across a wild yujin. omg i had never seen one before. so i took it to niagara falls with my passport since i dont live in canada and then punted it off the waterfall. bye bye bitch. so then i made myself home until i cane across the same yujin. turns out, yujins can breathe underwater and it had followed me all the way to georgia where i live. so i grabbed it, ran to stone mountain and punted it off where it splattered on the concrete below. bye bye wild yujin. see u never

i decided to use my boy bestfriend's pocket pussy since my vibrator broke. even tho it was big, i stuck it up there but the suction of the pussy stuck on my walls. every time i try to pull it out, it drags my cervix down. pls help