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Mangoes are nasty, I literally have no clue why people like them..

So now that I've got y'alls attention, I genuinely want to know, what's the craziest thing that went down in your school? Here's a few mine;

A girl hung another girl's dirty period panties on the flagpole, they were fighting over a boy. The boy turned out to be gay. He is now known for giving bjs to a closeted football player in the bathroom, his girlfriend is aware of this but refuses to break it off. The guy insists they are not dating and he's just giving bjs but they have been seen going on dates off campus.

Two students were filmed having sex and the recording was played during the announcements, they are both expelled.

There was a pregnancy scare involving two seniors, the father left the school, she was not pregnant. Last we heard, he's working at a Mcdonalds across the country.

I haven't been feeling...great. I'm not out of the closet and I can't bind, (I'm ftm) and every time I see my body, I have a breakdown and resort to self-harming.

I've developed an extreme paranoia of losing everyone I loved and I've been cutting back on eating, my anxiety and depression is going through the roof.

I had an anxiety attack a few hours ago and I almost had one again, I tried to take a bath and it was REALLY hot, I locked the door and sat there for an hour, hoping to get heat stroke and die, but instinct took over and I left the bathroom.

I've relapsed in self harm and I feel like nobody cares, I can't see a therapist and I don't know what to do with myself anymore. Have you ever felt that way?

So I went to a sleepaway camp as a staff-in-training for a quick buck. Cool, whatever, but anyway, me and some others were talking about who we'd like to date and stuff, when one chick said she only dated trans people. I didn't respond to that but one of my old bunkmates decided it would be a good idea to tell her without telling me that I am trans and now she gave her my number. Now she keeps asking me what's in my pants and if I still had my "normal" genitalia what sex would be like, when I would become a "real man", etc. I blocked her but they added her to a groupchat, pls help me

(From a trans man)
When did the anime obsession start?
How many baggy shirts do you own?
How many rodents/bugs/amphibians do you want?
How many times have you hid your hair in a beanie?
How many mother mother songs do you have in your playlist?
How many scented candles do you own?
When did the witchcraft phase start?
How many times have you watched Mulan as a kid?
How many stuffed animals do you own?
How much bubble bath do you go through on a daily basis?
How long have you been listening to cavetown?
How many sweaters do you own?
How much angry punk music do you listen to?
Number of mental breakdowns today?

On April 24th there is going to be something called "National Rape Day" where sexual assault will be glorified and/or committed. I understand that most people say "Oh it's a joke." honey, jokes are supposed to be funny. The only joke here is when your mother says she still loves you. Other people are saying it is not a joke and that makes it even fucking scarier. Bestie, joke or not it's best to be cautious, man, woman, nonbinary, we are ALL at stake but especially women. (I am absolutely NOT saying that men cannot get raped too but this campaign is targeted at women) For the men, this is your time to shine and demonstrate "Not all men"; if you have any female friends walk with them to places and walk them back, if she is feeling like she is being followed, pretend to be a brother, a boyfriend, a close friend. Hell, you should be fucking doing this in general. For my ladies, be VERY careful when going outside and do NOT go outside late, especially on the 24th, carry pepper spray or a weapon on you, hell, just don't go outside at all. I am not afraid to be charged for 1st degree murder for you. I love you all, I will posting this on multiple questions, stay safe <3

My mfing neighbours be like "yOU'Re goNNa Go tO hELLl" cause they found out I'm not a cishet. So mf? Does it effect you? No? Why the fuck do you care? Mf I take baths and showers with the heat all the way up, I have been training for this, I wanna get a hot demon boyfriend or like, a succubus MILF. I will bring a floatie down to hell so I can sit in it while in the boiling blood, I will start a rave, I will train to become a demon. I will make out with anyone who will let me cause apparently all the gays are gonna be down there and it's gonna be one big pride parade. It's better than being in a boring-ass church singing random words all day.

Yoy shbould hire inferno for officiating wettings and divoreces; he has the best wetting vows in the land and such an official name and he's super hot and sexc so you should hire him. Every time I see him I have tbo bark and goe "aWWoooGA" because he is so hot and sexy, I love you inferno.

What the actual fuck is wrong with him? Whenever we're out of meat this mf toasts his bread, puts on that nasty-ass orange cheese and globs mounds of ketchup on it. He EATS that shit like it's gourmet food like wtf.

Let's talk about the gender roles in the LGBT community and how they're harmful. Today I'll only be discussing the Lesbians, Gays, and Transgenders. First, with the lesbians and how the stereotypes of a lesbian hurts other lesbians.

Lesbians are supposed to be "masculine" and "tough" or whatnot, and if you do not fit the stereotype of a lesbian, you are shunned or you don't feel like an actual "lesbian" because you need to fit the norm. This is especially bad with femmes because they are the least likely to be capable of dating because everyone automatically assumes they are "straight" especially with femme/femme couples where they are automatically assumed to be straight because the norm says so. They are automatically assumed to be weaker or a bottom because that is the role assigned to them. Firstly, your misogynistic ideals are showing, secondly, what someone wears and how someone acts is not what defines them. Which brings us to the gays.

I think we all know the stereotype of a gay man, the gay bestfriend, etc. Let me make this clear, not all gay men are flamboyant bottoms sucking off the masculine men in the closet. Gay men are normal people like you and I, is it really so hard to leave them alone? We don't need to think who's top and who's bottom, like, focus on yourself, that's really creepy. Gay men aren't your token best friend and not all feminine men are automatically gay, get it?

Then there's the trans people. If a trans man or woman does not fit the average gender roles, they are berated and called "transtrenders" even people in their own community do this, such as Blair White or Kalvin Garrah. Why the fuck do we need to appease cis people in the first place? We don't "owe" them passing, we don't "owe" them anything. I'm a feminine trans man. What are you gonna do? Cry? Piss your pants? Say I'm not a "real trans person?" like, okay bestie. Your internalized transphobia is showing, I'm sorry that something dysphoric to YOU is not something dysphoric to ME. Everyone experiences dysphoria and euphoria in different ways, are we really gonna stop people from being happy just because you don't like it? Gender is a societal thing, we really don't need it.
This is a good explanation of how trans people bully other trans people, check him out, he's amazing: https://youtu.be/rskxlwoE7mU

So what have we learned from this? You do not need to defy gender stereotypes to have a certain sexuality and you don't have to abide by gender norms to be trans. Thanks for listening to my ted talk.

"What's a tokyo ghoul? Is it some kind of urban legend?"

"29 hours on tik tok per day? You need to get out more."

"Awe! What cute ducks!"
'Those are cats...'
"OOOOOOOOOH"

"What's a caucasian?"

"I don't get why people are so afraid of the hell for lust? You just get fucked by demons all day..."

"They said oil can be replaced for eggs, I thought that could be the case when I made scrambled oil..."

"Is that ice spicy?"

"I had a wet dream about the guy from that movie Scream. Yeah, the one with the mask?"

"That was a math test?! I thought it was an assignment I didn't do."

"I may have failed second grade math, but 8 + 3 is 10."

PLS I HATE MY HAUNTED HOUSE SO FUCKING MUCH ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY. I WAS WALKING INTO A ROOM WHERE THERE WAS A DOLL AND THE BITCH MOVED SO I STARTED SPEED WALKING AWAY BUT THEN I HEARD SOMEONE FUCKING RUNNING UP BEHIND ME. THIS FUCKING GHOST WONT LET ME GET MY FUCKING CHIPOTLE FROM THE FRIDGE BECAUSE ITS WALKING AROUND THE HALLS AND SCRATCHING UP MY DOORS. I TRY TO TAKE A FUCKING BATH AND IT KNOCKS THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE OFF THE BATH, I TRY AND CHANGE IT OPENS THE DOOR. ITS NOT JUST ANY GHOST ITS A PERVERT GHOST, MF IM NOT AFRAID BUT IM ANNOYED. IT JUMPSCARED ME WHEN IT RAN BEHIND ME BUT IF IT OPENS MY DOOR WHILE IM CHANGING AGAIN IM DONE. IM MOVING BYE.

His hot cock was calling to me NGGH DAD-
*Gunshots*

There's a girl in my honours choir who will not shut up to save her life, she likes to raise her hand and talk about her weekend, IN DETAIL- she wants to do a solo with her little sister who is in primary school. For solo auditions she did "I'm a banana" thinking it would be funny, she spammed the zoom chat with cat emojis while we were singing a disney song for warmup because she lIKeD the SonG.

She makes me cringe every time I think about her, so, share the people who make you have cringe attacks.

While the shitshow is going down I'm gonna flex my haunted ass house with a few stories.

No.1 The garage incident.
I was about 7 ish and my brother was about 4 or 5, how are morning routines usually work is we would get up, get dressed, eat, and get in the car for early-care (basically babysitting for kids who got to school early) so it was about 6AM and winter time and we were waiting in the car when all of a sudden the garage door opens. It pauses and then goes back down again, it goes up and down for seemingly an eternity until it suddenly stops. We tell our mom and she says it must be an incident with the sensors so she goes to check out the history. Instead of seeing a malfunction she saw the garage button being pushed numerous times. There was no one there.


No.2 The knocking
I was up late studying for midterms one night, it was completely quiet and I assumed everyone was asleep. As I was working I hear a knock on my door, assuming it was my parents I open the door, nobody. So I think "Whatever, I was probably hearing things." and I go back to studying, fifteen minutes later I hear another knock. I get up, open the door and, no one. So at this point I'm like "What the fuck :D" so I just put on my headphones and continue to work. A third knock. This time a mf doesn't answer and I go to bed. No more knocking.

No.3 The door
So, I was leaving a room, and as in mandatory in my household I close the door behind me. I don't think much of it until I realise I left something in that room, I turn around and well, it's open. I probably didn't shut it hard enough so I go back and get my thing before closing the door again and walk away. A few moments later I go down the hall and guess what? The door is open again. At this point I'm annoyed and I sarcastically say "Fine, you can close it." as I walk away, I hear the signature creak of my door closing, I turn around and it's closed.

I've been in the shower too long and I've been wondering; "Can animals from different countries understand each other?" seriously please help, I want to know.

Istg, why do you people do this shit just because it's anonymous? I don't want to know about how you want to suck some dick or how you finger yourself or jack off to yaoi shit. I'm just trying to read jesus-

Okay like, I know the story sucks ass and we're in a shitty position right now, but I can't stop reading. Why? Na-kyum. This absolute fucker just had to be my crush, help, I need to drop it istg this is unhealthy.