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That was my first form of real masturbation. Did that forever till my mom gave me a vibrator. It was embroiled but my mom is a feminist and would always embarrass the shit out of me. Her and my stepmom used to go to titty bars and if I forgot to get my key I’d have to go get the key from her at the titty bar down the street from our apt. Once I w......   7 reply
14 02,2020
Maybe it was the hormones but after I gave birth my ex said I looked like a hobbit. He’d said meaner things in the past but that got me. He then realized my feelings were hurt and told me hobbits were cute. I think he was scared bc when pregnant I’d throw sht at him as hard as I could in a blind rage when he was mean. Pregnancy hormones are no ......   reply
08 05,2021
Crimson spell. It’s kinda fcked how he was fcking the demon side of the prince every night without telling the prince who saw him as a friend, what was up. But I don’t actually care. Still fcked up tho.   reply
23 01,2021
I posted this as reply to someone else by accident so if you see it twice that’s why. That’s a personal choice but if you’re asking, I think you should do what feels right to you and don’t let anyone else tell you you should or shouldn’t do it. Im aware that 99.99% of the abstaining till marriage argument seems to come from a religious p......   reply
23 05,2018
I just got to squished coming out my mom. It’s not missing brain though, just brain damage. I’m lacking an innate sense of proprioception. I’ve got issues with spatial awareness. It means I’m clumsy af. Most ppl have an innate sense of where there body is but other more conscious parts of my brain had to compensate. Any big changes in a sho......   reply
17 01,2021
about question
Literally my scariest dream revolved around the size of the holes in a knitted blanket. Basically a night terro, but worse bc it was a night terror/fever dream. I literally started screaming and dashing around the house while still asleep. Banging my head into walls and no one could wake me up. Finally I came too but was shuddering in terror. I’......   reply
09 12,2023
My daughter 2 or 3 years younger and a standard poodle with a Mohawk whose just out of puppyhood.   reply
14 11,2018
about penpals
I’m 43. I’m not a closeted fujoshi bc homosexualitys no big deal in my house. I was raised by a lesbian, my mom came out of the closet when I was 5-6. So my interest in m/m themes is nothing I felt I needed to really hide. But I’ve had friends who thought I was weird, but fortunately they liked that about me. I’m kind of in a rut friendship......   1 reply
20 05,2018
First I can remember, the first one that left me desperately in love and with that pang in my heart that was so intense that it felt physical- The Goblin King from Labyrinth. Even though since a young age I’ve been aware that it’s a character I’m in love with not the actor playing them, i developed a crush on David Bowie after that, but my tr......   1 reply
07 06,2018
I clicked out of curiosity and I’m wondering why the artist made the decision to give them root vegetables for genitalia. I didn’t read it, just looked at the first image. Their dcks literally look like a fcking tree root. But beyond the tree bark wieners, they’re were drawn lovely.   1 reply
05 06,2021
Licking vagina   reply
22 04,2021
Relief. After I had a baby, my “friends” wouldn’t stop being messy. They’d bring it to my house and cause stress. Then talk sht about me bc they were mad I was trying to clean my sht up and be a mom. I didn’t expect them to clean their sht up but to leave me out of it. Eventually I moved and changed my number and wouldn’t give anyone m......   reply
17 06,2021
These bitches. Trump and his Nazi chode ass licker Miller. One is a narcissist freak and the other the root of all evil.   2 reply
18 09,2020
Something I realized over time, no matter what you look like or what you think you look like you can have lovers. But I get it. I’ve struggled with body dysmorphia and acute shyness. I dealt with it in unhealthy ways->becoming extremely promiscuous (which is fine if you enjoy it, but it made me feel like crap) and drinking & doing drugs to deal w......   1 reply
23 07,2018
Day before yesterday I scratched my eye with a shit ton of eye makeup on. I call this the cornea donut look. I woke up the next am with eye glued shut with eye snot that had been leaking all night. Pro tip, don’t itch eye with a shit ton of eye makeup on. I thought I might have go to the ER Also, that’s not gunk in my eye, that’s under the ou......   5 reply
01 08,2019
If you can get your ears pierced by a professional with a piercing needle. It’s more expensive but much less likely to have problems afterwards. A piercing gun is much more traumatizing for the war bc it’s smashing and brushing the ear. They put a piercing stud in the gun to do the piercing and even though it’s pointy it unlike a piercing nee......   reply
21 12,2018
Requiem for a dream if you just need that tiny push to slit your wrists. It’s an amazing fcking movie tho. But Donnie Darko is prob one of my all time favs, the sound attack is immaculate & literally a year after watching it I’d have realizations about the movie & what would and wouldn’t have happened bc of the way it ended. It’s just so go......   reply
06 09,2023
about crying
Cava. Nonstop I crave cava. Specifically a cava grain bowl with saffron rice, falafel, extra romaine and pickeled onions. Also extra lentil tabbouleh & crazy feta. Yum. I’m eating it this weekend bc my awesome Niece gave me a gift card for my bday and my ex is picking it up for me. Soon as my stimulus check gets here I’ll be eating cava every w......   reply
18 03,2021
If I drink soda it’s Canada Dry diet cranberry ginger ale, (blackberry is good too). Totally slept on banger. But usually I make my own fruit sodas. You need a soda machine (but not soda stream if you support BDS ~free Palestine~), and for the simplest recipe, a frozen concentrated frozen fruit juice. You make your bottle of seltzer then add in t......   reply
09 12,2023