Craziest things

I thought that when a male and a female hug , she gets pregnant so whenever i hug a male i check if i was pregnant   2 reply

Mine was years ago when I was still a teenager. I deluded myself into imagining what really happened when I was on my period! I always had really painful cramps and I whole heatedly believed it was because I had eggs with shells in my womb! When they cracked blood and deformed flesh would come out of them and then the shells of the egg would cut my......   1 reply

Boys don't have penises they have viginas and when I sometimes see a penis I always get confused like what is that?   reply

My younger sister once told me that one of our toys (it was a musical box) would open at night and the ballerina inside would become so small you couldn't even see her. But you see, she's an evil ballerina that takes all of our parents money (she would've taken our money too if we weren't broke) and turns all the stuffed animals alive. If you wake ......   reply

I live in Rhode Island so we are big on public transportation! My family would often get to places using the public bus and as a child waiting 20 minutes for a bus, of course I am going to need to use the public bathrooms. Now I have a big phobia of public bathrooms now but when I was around 8 both my mom and nana would tell me not to sit on the to......   2 reply

when I was little my parents would always remind me that if I jump 3 time on Christmas and new year's eve I would grow tall when I grow up and that was a f*ucking lie I'm still short the last time I measured my height I was 4'11   reply

Omg my dad used to tell us that certain food stuffs in the house were for a adults only because they had liquor in them or something only adults could have. So like a dummy, I spent years believing we couldn’t have a like bowl of Honey Nut Clusters (old cereal, gone now) or a Now and Later or shit like that because it had liquor in it all so my ......   reply