this is dumb but okay

aight, y'all sit down it's story time.

well, not really a story, just me being a bystander as the ones I love suffer and laughing my ass off. but you know, potato patada. ┑(￣Д ￣)┍

just read if you want a little amusement.

so, for those who have no idea what the hell "bean boozled" is, it's not a new alcoholic beverage nor is it canned beans. bean boozled is a game/challenge where there are several Jelly Beans in a box, and you must take two of the same color and choose one of the two to eat... simple.

oh, well, besides the fact that you have a 50/50 chance of eating a vomit flavored jelly bean. yeah. it kind of like russian roulette but with raunchy flavored candy instead of death.

so basically you pick two that look exactly the same, pick the one you think is the good flavored one, and eat it. then you either rejoice that you got the green apple, or cough in disgust because that's exactly what boogers taste like. (note: the game can be played with two people, but that's not what we did in my experience.)

back to my story, my sister orders six boxes of bean boozled jelly beans and my first thought is, "nah I'm not doing this." notice that I said 'I'm', because that's when I invite my competitive best friend over and, unbeknownst to her, decide it would be fun to try it out on her (because I'm a devious little shit). (▰˘◡˘▰)

so she comes over, along with her boyfriend, and we hang out for a while and chill until I bring out one of the boxes and ask if she wants to try it. she knows the challenge and accepts the box and her boyfriend and her do the game.

there's a lot of swearing and gagging, but no one died, luckily.

but that's not the last time she tried it.

round two was just messing around. she was just picking one out after another and seeing how many bad ones there were. then suddenly, she had the glorious idea to gather all the bad ones, put them in the box, and then dump them in her mouth.

she didn't last two seconds before she spit them all back in the trash can. she's gagging, I'm cackling maniacally, and my sister is saying "why are you doing this to yourself?" I even video taped it. (๑•ㅂ•)و✧

bonus, I actually tried one, (solid green) and I thought it was lime at first, but then it was lawn clippings and I was personally offended. (I just realized how boring this is and I apologize.)

though, all in all, it was a fun experience, and I recommend anyone who is bored or wants to torture their friends to get these.