How did you react to your first really detailed yaoi scenes?

It was a vampire oneshot, i thought it was shoujo (back to the days where i read almost all oneshot shoujos) "wait what, is that a boy? But the vampire is also a boy?? OHMYGOD THATS A DICK, IS THAT A DICK?! WHAT THE FUCK, DID THE VAMPIRE JUST GIVE HIM A BLOWJOB?! omg whats this *close eyes* continue reading *looks away* back to the screen,, after i finished it -Me: "Okay, okay. Calm down, wew, relax, inhaleee, exhale" with matching closing eyes. After calming down "Alright that surprised me.. Lets start at a lighter one.. " thats my road to shounen ai's then a super good shounen ai that i want more interaction then discovers yaoi "KYAAAA" Now im a total fujoshi ヾ(☆▽☆)