Unluckiest day

I might be into some curse or smth cuz bro first of the clothes that I choose made me look like a beggar on the street and then when me and my friends bought Ice cream the freaking chocolate drip straight into my pants making it look like a dried up period then when me and my friend was about to go inside a store I trip into something and feel flat straight into my face luckily there's not much of a people in there and when me and my friend was about to go back to our practice some reckless driver didn't see us and keep on driving almost hitting us which means we could've died but luckily we didn't