Tell me your funniest joke

I'm going to kill myself in front of you   1 reply

What did the mother cow say to its calf when it stood on its hind legs? Well done   reply

I AM the joke... No seriously my "joke" was me laughing for 3 HOURS because two guys had a one nighter and then the guy said "so are we gonna talk about this or do you want breakfast cause I make good cereal I put ten spoonfuls of sugar in that bitch" I cackled ilat this ONE LINE FOR 3HOURS AND THEN I CALLED MY BEST FRIEND AND IN THE WEAKEST VOICE ......   reply

What do you call a walk in the water? Jesus.   2 reply

i can't, it's only funny in my language ┗( T﹏T )┛   reply