What would you do?
You see a straight man walking down the street. Which action from these following options will you perform?
A: Give him a coin
B: Take off your pants and start scratching your butt.
C: Take off his pants and start scratching his butt.
D: Strong, rapid, high intensity, hyper-oscillatory twerking motions generating a powerful localized wind current, this concentrated burst of air creating sufficient lift propelling you skyward and thereby helping you avoid any potential interaction.
