You see a straight man walking down the street. Which action from these following options will you perform? A: Give him a coin
B: Take off your pants and start scratching your butt.
C: Take off his pants and start scratching his butt.
D: Strong, rapid, high intensity, hyper-oscillatory twerking motions generating a powerful localized wind current, this concentrated burst of air creating sufficient lift propelling you skyward and thereby helping you avoid any potential interaction.
D. I have social anxiety. I'm often self conscious about how I behave in public and I feel like people see me as weird, so I think this is the best option. Thank you reply