What's the dumbest way you've fucked up while cooking/baking?

I don't know what's worse, that time my fried egg became BLACK or when i couldn't tell if the water was boiling so it just...evaporated...   reply

I got banned from the kitchen after i blew up the microwave and still tried to use it after it was busted   1 reply

I burnt eggs while boiling them, like twice. The first time was so bad the eggs exploded and there was like black goop on my pan. The whole house smelled like decomposing fish that day   reply

Not me but my father cooked with soap instead of oil once. no idea how he even did that.   reply

Everything I touch when cooking I fuck up not gonna lie   reply

One time I had to bake so I pre-heated the oven while I was mixing the cake batter. The thing is I forgot to take out all the pans out of the oven There was so much smoke in the house and there was also a spatula in there and the plastic melted so bad causing a super bad plastic smell to permeate through the house.   reply

One time I tried to make basque cheesecake, I had one of those pans that open the bottom and was trying to put baking paper just on the bottom (now looking back, I have no idea what the thought process actually was) but it kept sliding of, so I saw on the internet a woman who used tape to secure it before shutting the bottom closed, then you could ......   reply

I add waaayyy too many vanilla extract, to point where my cookies is all mush up and taste like chemical idk i was so mad   reply

was cooking #shrimp and tossed them in seasoning in a plastic bowl, then put them baddies in a pan to fry. Put the plastic bowl on the stove on one of the other circle tops. Turned on stove. Took a wee and came back, shrimp were not cooking. What was cooking (burning) was the plastic bowl, as I turned on the wrong area of the stovetop and now had a......   reply