things i notice in yaoi part 2

Number one: The twinkafixation of bottoms, ok now i have some thoughts on this one, the bottom is always a twink from the start but they still look like normal dudes, BUT for me, the issue is in their personality it just changes so much in so many stories i read that it’s not even funny, like literally they transform into baby uke bro… in the end, they look bug eyed with big ass fluffy hair and a small face

Number two: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING??? who tf runs away like that in the middle of an argument??? or even a conversation?? i’m from the states so maybe it’s different culture or some shit but like when you're yelling at someone i feel like you should yell at them till u make all ur points and they have as well :v

Number three: Yaoi hole… it’s such a mystical yaoi body part, it’s endless and for some reason always tight even tho y’all were rawdogging for like four days straight. How is it always tight bro that makes no sense.. matter of fact how is it always clean and lubed up? What’s worse is that in some stories the top just stuffs it in dry no prep at all and nothing gets torn!! like, excuse me? Bro at least spit on that thing before u stick ur fingers in, like that seems painful as hell

Number four: maybe it’s me but some art styles in yaoi are god awful when it comes to that smut part, like maybe the artist had a time crunch and used 3D models to cheat and.. well that’s fair i can’t get mad at that but that still doesn’t change the end result as it ends up looking like two stiff body banging and that shit just looks rough :/ like you can tell a difference when the artist uses those 3D models compared to an artist that is a body proportion pro and draws those scenes with free hand. The artist that are a pro in their smut scenes shit looks squishy and they have each body part bending or moving meanwhile the other looks like i just bent my small wooden mannequin… idk if that makes sense

(I’ve been reading yaoi since like forever so i just notice these things a lot, even if i spot it in a story i’m still finishing it)